The hype
Guests love the 'wow' factor of the design and the Thai food, but hate the noise and lack of maintenance.
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
$150-450 / 박
다음의 경우 예약하세요 You want a hedonistic, Instagram-ready party weekend where the decor is louder than the music.
사람들이 좋아하는 이유
- Unapologetically flamboyant decor (velvet walls, ceiling mirrors)
- Famous copper baths that fill from the ceiling
- High-energy pool terrace with a 'Made in Chelsea' vibe
한눈에 보기: A glitzy, aging diva of a hotel that trades sleep quality for champagne sales and selfie backdrops.
@KateSamuilova9247250님의 리뷰: I spent my 35th birthday here and it was unforgettable. Watching the bath fill from the ceiling while surrounded by red velvet was the most indulgent experience of my life. It felt like a total fantasy world.
여기에 머물렀던 게스트가 말했습니다
Reality check
The 'Snug' rooms are claustrophobically small, and the 'Decadent' rooms often show signs of wear like peeling wallpaper and cracked mirrors.
- You are an influencer or reality TV fan
- You prioritize a party atmosphere over a quiet night's sleep
- You want a bathtub that fills from the ceiling
청결 & 유지관리
5.5
- Housekeeping: Inconsistent. Many reports of missed dust, especially on velvet surfaces and heavy drapes.
- Bathroom hygiene: Frequent complaints about 'grubby' grout, hair left behind, and flooding wet rooms.
- Maintenance: Aging poorly. Peeling wallpaper, cracked mirrors, and broken lights are common complaints.
- Linens & towels: Generally decent, though some reports of stained pillows.
- Odors & scents: Some rooms have a musty/damp smell, often masked by heavy cleaning products.
숙면지수™
4보통
0-4시끄러움
4-7.5보통
7.5-10조용함
- DJ/music from the bar until 1am
- Loud guests in corridors
- Pool terrace noise
예약 전에
알아둘 사항
- Breakfast is NOT included and costs ~£14-25 per person
- The hotel is cashless (card only)
- Dinner reservations are essential for the Thai and English restaurants
준비물
- Earplugs (essential for sleep)
- Swimwear (for the pool/terrace photo op)
- Dressy outfits (the crowd dresses to impress)
객실 지니
최고의 선택
- Decadent Room (for the signature copper bath experience)
- Boujee Room (slightly larger, velvet-heavy decor)
피해야 할 객실
- Snug Room (tiny, often described as a cupboard)
- Room 13 (specific maintenance complaints cited in reviews)
객실 요청 지니 – 복사 & 붙여넣기
“I am requesting a room on the top floor, as far away from the bar and pool terrace as possible, to minimize noise disturbance.”
자주 묻는 질문 및 숨은 팁
예약하기 전에 실제로 알고 싶은 모든 것.
Is the pool heated?
No, it is generally unheated and acts as a 'cold plunge' in winter, though it's a popular hangout spot for drinks.
Is breakfast included?
No, breakfast is a la carte and costs extra (approx. £14 for a main dish).
Can I bring my dog?
No, the hotel has a strict no-pets policy.
Is there parking?
Yes, free parking is available on-site, but it can fill up during events.
What is the crowd like?
Flashy, young-ish, and moneyed. Think reality TV stars and those who want to live like them.
Is it suitable for children?
No, the hotel is strictly 18+ adults only.
내부자 팁
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The 'Snug' rooms are often cheaper for a reason—they are incredibly small with barely room to walk around the bed.
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Visit the bar between 5pm-7pm for occasional happy hour deals (check current offers).
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The Thai restaurant is widely considered better than the English restaurant.
가기 전에 알아야 할 5가지
💡The 'wet room' bathrooms often flood the entire floor.
💡Lighting in the rooms is mood-dependent (very dark), making it hard to do makeup.
💡There is a £150 security deposit hold on your card upon arrival.
💡Some 'luxury' touches like the velvet walls are dust magnets and can trigger allergies.
💡The pool area is more for posing with cocktails than actual swimming.
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