The hype
Reviewers universally praise the 'heaven on earth' views and the transformative spa, but some find the price of excursions and transport steep.
The Retreat Costa Rica - Wellness Resort & Spa
$500-700/ nat
Bestil hvis You want to detox in a crystal-quartz mountain sanctuary where 'wellness' means anti-inflammatory food, no TVs, and silence so deep you can hear a peacock screech.
Hvorfor folk elsker det
- Vida Mia Spa's Ayurvedic treatments and crystal healing therapies
- Anti-inflammatory, farm-to-table cuisine that actually tastes gourmet
- Stunning views of the Nicoya Peninsula and Pacific Ocean from high elevation
Hurtig oversigt: A serious wellness boot camp disguised as a luxury hotel—come here to heal, not to party.
Anmeldt af @mariongrant8386672: I stayed at this wellness haven in Costa Rica and it was the reset I didn't know I needed. The property is full of crystals and waterfalls, and I loved just wandering the trails. Finding the swings in the forest was a highlight—pure magic.
Gæst der boede her sagde
Reality check
The 'peacock' resident is beautiful but can be a noisy nightmare at 4 AM if he decides to camp out on your balcony.
- You are serious about detox, yoga, and clean eating
- You want a vacation where you lose weight rather than gain it
- You appreciate silence and being disconnected from the news cycle
Renhed & Vedligeholdelse
9.5
- Housekeeping: Impeccable daily service with turndown; guests consistently rate it 10/10.
- Bathroom hygiene: Spotless, modern bathrooms. Some feature glass-walled tubs with views.
- Maintenance: Excellent condition, though the high humidity requires constant upkeep which they seem to manage well.
- Linens & towels: High-quality, organic cotton linens and robes.
- Odors & scents: Smells like lemongrass and fresh mountain air; no musty odors reported.
Sleepability™
8.5STILLE
0-4HØJT
4-7.5MODERAT
7.5-10STILLE
- Resident peacocks (can be loud at night)
- High winds rattling windows during storm season
Før du booker
Godt at vide
- Alcohol is available (organic wines/cocktails) but corkage is $30 if you bring your own.
- The road up is paved but steep and winding; arrange a transfer if you're nervous about driving.
- WhatsApp is the primary mode of communication with the front desk.
Hvad skal du pakke
- Yoga clothes (you will live in them)
- A good book (remember, no TV)
- Light jacket or wrap (it gets cool at night due to elevation)
Værelses-genie
Bedste valg
- Mandarina (Premium Room) for incredible views and a hanging chair on the balcony
- Guanabana or Guapinol (Deluxe Rooms) for a private, 'tucked away' feel
- Santosha Luxury Lofts for floor-to-ceiling windows and proximity to the gym/spa
Værelser at undgå
- Rooms directly near the main kitchen if you are sensitive to early morning prep noise
- Lower-level garden rooms if you want the expansive ocean views
Værelses-anmodnings-genie – kopier og indsæt
“I am looking for a quiet sanctuary with a view. If possible, please assign a room on the upper level away from the main walkway, like Mandarina, to avoid foot traffic and maximize the mountain vista.”
Ofte stillede spørgsmål og skjulte tips
Alt hvad du gerne vil vide før du booker.
Is the food strictly vegan?
No, but it is anti-inflammatory, dairy-free, and grain-free. You can get chicken and fish, but don't expect heavy meats or processed carbs.
Is there a gym?
Yes, the Santosha Wellness Club is a state-of-the-art gym open 6 AM - 10 PM with great views.
Can I bring my kids?
No, the resort is strictly 16+ to maintain the quiet atmosphere.
Is there air conditioning?
Yes, all rooms have A/C, though the mountain breeze often makes it unnecessary.
How far is it from the airport?
About 45 minutes from San Jose (SJO) airport, depending on traffic.
Is there a resort fee?
No specific daily resort fee found, but taxes and service charges are significant on the final bill.
Insidertips
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Book spa treatments *before* you arrive; they sell out fast.
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The 'Crystal Room' is a unique spot for meditation that many guests miss.
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Ask for the 'Tarzan and Jane' Gin & Tonic at the bar—it's a signature.
5 ting du bør vide før du tager af sted
💡The 'peacock alarm clock' is real—bring earplugs just in case.
💡You might actually go through withdrawal from sugar/caffeine/screens for the first 24 hours.
💡The 'thin walls' mentioned in reviews are more about the open-air design letting nature sounds in than hearing neighbors.
💡The drive up the mountain is an adventure in itself—steep and winding.
💡You can hike to a gold mine waterfall directly from the property.
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