The hype
Travelers love the 'vibe' and decor but consistently complain about the tiny rooms and noise levels.
The Good Time Hotel
$150-300/ night
Book this if You want to live inside a Wes Anderson movie where the bass never stops and the pool is the center of the universe.
Why People Love It
- The Strawberry Moon pool parties are a legitimate scene
- Incredibly photogenic Art Deco meets pastel aesthetic
- Location is walkable to South Beach nightlife but slightly removed from Ocean Drive chaos
Quick Take: A glorified nightclub with sleeping pods attached—bring earplugs and lower your expectations for service.
Reviewed by @travelwithhilla: I felt like I walked onto a movie set staying here! The pink decor is even more vibrant in person, and the library lounge was my favorite spot to hang out. It is honestly the most photogenic hotel I've ever visited in Miami.
Guest Who Stayed Here Said
Reality check
You are paying for the pool access and the 'gram, not for a spacious or peaceful hotel room.
- You are under 30 and coming to Miami specifically to party
- You care more about your outfit photos than your sleep quality
- You want priority access to Strawberry Moon pool parties
Cleanliness & Maintenance
7.5
- Housekeeping: Inconsistent. Some guests report spotless rooms, others find dust and missed trash. Daily service is standard but can be rushed.
- Bathroom hygiene: Generally good, but watch for mold in the grout of the showers due to humidity.
- Maintenance: High traffic means wear and tear shows quickly—scuffed walls and stained carpets in hallways are common.
- Linens & towels: Towels are often reported as thin or scarce. Linens are decent but check for stains immediately.
- Odors & scents: Lobby smells like signature expensive candle; hallways often smell like damp carpet or marijuana.
Sleepability™
3.5LOUD
0-4LOUD
4-7.5MODERATE
7.5-10SILENT
- Strawberry Moon pool deck DJ (bass travels through the structure)
- Hallway noise and slamming doors due to poor soundproofing
- Street noise from Washington Avenue
Before you book
Good to know
- The pool is open to the public and gets very crowded on weekends
- Resort fee includes two beach chairs at the Boucher Brothers stand (2 blocks away), but umbrellas cost extra
- No coffee makers in standard rooms—you have to buy coffee downstairs
What to pack
- High-fidelity earplugs (essential)
- A portable steamer (no irons in some rooms)
- Multiple swimsuits—the pool is the main event
Room Genie
Best picks
- City View rooms on higher floors (7th floor) for slightly less pool noise
- King rooms if you are a couple—Queen rooms are impossibly tight
Rooms to avoid
- Rooms facing the pool on lower floors (3rd/4th) unless you want to be part of the party 24/7
- Rooms near the elevators (high foot traffic)
Room Request Genie – copy & paste
“I am a light sleeper. Please assign a room on the highest possible floor, facing the City (West), as far from the pool deck and elevators as possible.”
FAQ & Hidden tips
Everything you actually want to know before you book.
Is the pool free for guests?
Yes, guests get access, but on weekends it turns into a ticketed day club. You get in free, but don't expect a calm swim.
How bad is the noise really?
If you are sensitive to bass, it is unbearable. If you are out partying until 4 AM anyway, you might not notice.
Is it close to the beach?
Yes, it's about a 5-minute walk (2 blocks) to the sand.
Can I bring my dog?
Yes, it is pet-friendly, but there is a steep non-refundable fee of around $150.
Is there parking?
Valet only, and it costs around $50/night. There are public garages nearby on Collins Ave for cheaper rates.
Do the rooms have fridges?
Most have a small mini-fridge, but it's often full of minibar items or very small.
Insider Tips
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The 'Library' on the 3rd floor is the only semi-quiet spot in the hotel to get work done.
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Skip the hotel breakfast and walk to 'Pura Vida' nearby for a better, cheaper acai bowl.
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You can use the hotel bikes (included in resort fee) to cruise the boardwalk—ask the front desk early as they run out.
5 things to know before you go
💡The 'closet' in many rooms is just a metal rail; there is almost no storage space.
💡The elevators are slow and often smell like weed on weekends.
💡You have to walk through the busy restaurant/pool area to get to some rooms.
💡The bathroom sinks are shallow and splash water everywhere.
💡Housekeeping can be hit-or-miss with restocking towels.
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