Réservez si You want a silent, adults-only vineyard sanctuary where the host cooks better than most local restaurants.
Pourquoi les gens l'adorent
Philippe's legendary table d'hôtes dinners
Stunning views of Mont Ventoux from the pool
Total silence (except for the cicadas)
En bref : A hyper-curated B&B that feels more like staying with a wealthy, gourmet friend than a hotel.
Évalué par @littlewanderingwren: I took Mr. Wren here for his birthday and it was the perfect quiet escape. We stayed in the Kintsugi room which is full of history and art. The best part was definitely soaking in our private jacuzzi looking out at the vineyards and Mount Ventoux.
Ce que les clients qui ont séjourné ici ont dit
The hype
Guests universally adore Philippe (the host) and the design, often citing the dinner as the highlight of their trip.
Reality check
The standard garden-view rooms (23m²) can feel tight for two people with large luggage.
You appreciate 'Kintsugi' design aesthetics (exposed walls, bronze joinery)
You want a pool with a view of Mont Ventoux
You prefer eating a high-end meal on-site rather than driving out
Propreté et entretien
9.5
Housekeeping: Impeccable. Guests consistently describe the property as 'spotless' and 'pristine'.
Bathroom hygiene: Modern, renovated bathrooms with no reports of mold or grime.
Maintenance: Recently renovated (2023/2024); everything is new and functioning perfectly.
Linens & towels: High-quality cotton gauze bedding and fresh pool towels provided.
Odors & scents: Neutral and fresh; no musty old-farmhouse smells.
Sleepability™
8.5SILENCIEUX
SILENCIEUX
0-4BRUYANT
4-7.5MODÉRÉ
7.5-10SILENCIEUX
Cicadas (summer)
Vineyard frost turbines (rare, April nights only)
Avant de réserver
Bon à savoir
Check-in is strict: 4:00 PM to 7:30 PM.
Dinner (Table d'Hôtes) is not every night; book in advance (€39/pp).
On non-dinner nights, you can order a 'Planche Gourmande' (cheese/charcuterie) for €25.
Quoi emporter
Mosquito repellent (vineyard location = bugs)
Pool slides (the deck gets hot)
Cash for small local purchases (though the hotel takes cards)
Génie des chambres
Meilleurs choix
Chambre 'Vue sur Piscine' (30m²) — significantly larger than others, with direct pool access.
Chambre 'Kintsugi' — for the unique 'trash wall' artistic design.
Chambres à éviter
Standard 'Vue sur Jardin' (23m²) if you are claustrophobic or have 2+ large suitcases.
Génie de demande de chambre – copier & coller
“Bonjour Philippe, we are looking forward to our stay. If available, we would prefer the 'Vue sur Piscine' room for the extra space. We are also interested in reserving the Table d'Hôtes dinner for our first night.”
FAQ et astuces cachées
Tout ce que vous voulez vraiment savoir avant de réserver.
Is breakfast included?
Yes, a continental breakfast with local pastries, fruit, and homemade jams is included in the rate.
Can I bring my dog?
No, pets are strictly not accepted.
Is the pool heated?
No, it's an outdoor pool open May-Sept; guests note it can be 'refreshing' (cold) in early season.
How far is the nearest restaurant?
L'Auberge du Petit Bistrot is 2.4km away in Vinsobres village (5 min drive).
Is there a gym?
No gym, but plenty of jogging trails through the vineyards.
Do I need a car?
Yes, absolutely. Taxis/Ubers are non-existent in this rural area.
Conseils d'initiés
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Ask Philippe about the 'Trash Walls' in the Kintsugi room — it's a deliberate design choice, not unfinished renovation.
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The local soap in the bathroom is from Nyons; you can buy more at the soap factory 15 mins away.
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Book the 'Planche Gourmande' for a sunset picnic by the pool if you don't want a full sit-down dinner.
5 choses à savoir avant de partir
💡The WiFi is Starlink satellite, which is better than DSL but can jitter during storms.
💡The 'Adults Only' rule is strictly enforced (16+), making the pool area dead silent.
💡There is no 24-hour reception; late arrivals are difficult to coordinate.
💡The shower pressure is excellent, but the bathroom layout in smaller rooms is compact.
💡You are literally surrounded by vines; during harvest (Sept), expect some agricultural activity nearby.
Guide local
Carte
Découvrez où se situe De Vert et d'O et ce qu'il y a à proximité.