Prime location on Collins Ave, one block from the beach
Highbar rooftop pool deck with 70s glam vibes
Naked Taco on the ground floor is a legitimate local hotspot
Ringkasan Cepat: A loud, unapologetic party crash pad where the 'mood lighting' conveniently hides the wear and tear.
Ditinjau oleh @duchess86: I felt like Miami royalty staying in the Guest House suite. Having a private pool and terrace all to myself was insane—perfect for tanning without the crowds. The spiral staircase down to the bedroom adds such a cool, exclusive vibe to the whole stay.
Tamu yang Menginap Di Sini Mengatakan
The hype
Travelers love the location and the rooftop vibe but consistently complain about the tiny, dark rooms.
Reality check
The 'resort fee' feels steep considering you have to walk to the gym and the beach chairs are managed by a third-party vendor who might ignore you.
You thrive on nightlife and don't mind bass thumping until 2am
You want a boutique Art Deco aesthetic over a generic chain feel
You prioritize location over square footage
Kebersihan & Pemeliharaan
7.8
Housekeeping: Daily service is reliable, though 'missed spots' and dust in corners are common complaints.
Bathroom hygiene: Generally clean tile and grout, but the dim lighting can mask water spots and wear.
Maintenance: The 'shabby chic' is getting a bit shabby—expect scuffed baseboards and worn carpet edges.
Linens & towels: Standard Hyatt quality—clean and crisp, though pool towels can run out on busy weekends.
Odors & scents: Heavy use of signature room scents to mask the humid, musty vintage building smell.
Sleepability™
4.5SEDANG
SEDANG
0-4BISING
4-7.5SEDANG
7.5-10SENYAP
Rooftop bar DJ (bass travels down)
Collins Avenue traffic and sirens
Thin walls between connecting rooms
Sebelum Anda memesan
Hal yang perlu diketahui
Valet parking is steep (~$45-55/night); use a rideshare if possible
Resort fee (~$45) includes two beach chairs, but you must claim them early from the vendor
Globalist breakfast benefit is strict: one entree + juice/coffee at Naked Taco
Apa yang harus dibawa
High-fidelity earplugs (essential)
Portable steamer (rooms are dark, irons are standard hotel issue)
Sunscreen (resort fee 'sunblock' is often empty)
Genie Kamar
Pilihan terbaik
Back-facing rooms on higher floors for slightly less street noise
King Studio Suite for actual floor space (standard rooms are shoeboxes)
Kamar yang harus dihindari
Rooms directly under the rooftop pool deck (noise vibration)
2nd floor rooms facing Collins Ave (street noise is intense)
Genie Permintaan Kamar – salin & tempel
“I am a light sleeper requesting a room on a high floor, facing away from Collins Avenue and NOT directly underneath the Highbar pool deck.”
FAQ & Tips Tersembunyi
Semua yang perlu Anda ketahui sebelum memesan.
Is there a gym on site?
No. You get two passes per stay to Crunch Fitness on Washington Ave (about a 5-minute walk).
Is the pool heated?
Yes, but it's very shallow (wading depth) and mostly used as a centerpiece for the bar.
How much is the resort fee?
Expect to pay around $45 per night + tax. It covers beach chairs, towels, and the gym passes.
Is it kid-friendly?
Technically yes (kids stay free), but the vibe is heavily adult, loud, and alcohol-focused.
Can I walk to the beach?
Yes, it's one block away (about a 2-minute walk) to Lummus Park and the ocean.
What is the 'Platinum Suite'?
It's a marketing term for two connecting rooms—one with a King bed, one with a Murphy bed/sofa.
Tips Insider
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Highbar Happy Hour runs daily 4-7pm for cheaper drinks with a view.
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The 'mood lighting' switch in the room has a setting that makes everything purple—great for vibes, bad for applying makeup.
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Ask for your beach vouchers at the front desk *before* you walk to the sand, or the vendor will send you back.
5 hal yang perlu Anda tahu sebelum pergi
💡The 'closet' in standard rooms is often just an exposed rack or a tiny armoire.
💡The glass-bottom pool is visible from the lobby ceiling—don't look up if you're shy.
💡You can hear the Naked Taco playlist in the lobby almost 24/7.
💡The elevators are slow and tiny; during peak times, take the stairs if you can.
💡Resort fee includes 'poolside popcorn' during happy hour—it's often stale, but it's there.
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