Roaming peacocks and lush koi ponds create a genuine hacienda vibe
Suites are massive condos with full kitchens, not just hotel rooms
Staff service is consistently rated as 'family-like' and warm
Hitri pregled: A charming, well-maintained grand dame that feels like visiting your wealthy Mexican aunt's 1990s estate—impeccable hospitality, but the decor and building bones are showing their age.
Pregledano od @JillWTravels: I spent my entire trip floating in the lazy river and it was exactly the reset I needed. The gardens are incredibly lush, and having a swim-up bar right there made it so easy to just relax. It’s a classic, comfortable spot that feels like a warm hug.
Gost, ki je tu prebival, je dejal
The hype
Travelers adore the staff and the massive rooms but consistently mention the property feels 'tired' and needs a refresh.
Reality check
You will hear airplanes. Constantly. Until the flight path closes late at night.
You are traveling with a multi-generational family and need space
You prefer 'old Mexico' charm over glass-and-steel modernism
You hate long shuttle rides (it's 5 mins from PVR)
Čistost in vzdrževanje
8.5
Housekeeping: Daily service is reliable and thorough; 'towel art' is a common delight.
Bathroom hygiene: Clean but dated. Grout is scrubbed, but tiles are old-school marble that shows age.
Maintenance: Exterior paint is drab and shingles are aging, but interiors are kept functional. AC units can be noisy.
Linens & towels: Clean and plentiful, though not high-thread-count luxury. Pool towels can run out by late afternoon.
Odors & scents: Generally fresh, though some ground-floor rooms have a faint 'tropical musty' smell due to humidity.
Sleepability™
6.5ZMERNO
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0-4GLASNO
4-7.5ZMERNO
7.5-10TIHO
Low-flying aircraft (major flight path)
Hallway echoes in older tile-floored buildings
Pool activity if facing the inner courtyard
Pred rezervacijo
Dobro vedeti
The 'Deluxe Studio' is the entry-level trap—upgrade to a Suite for a balcony.
Thursday nights in season (Oct-May) feature a fantastic Art & Market at the Marina, a short walk away.
Bottled water is provided and necessary; do not drink the tap water.
Kaj spakirati
Noise-canceling headphones (for the pool deck plane spotting)
Reef-safe sunscreen (they are strict about this in the bay)
Pesos for tips—staff prefer cash over credit card gratuities
Genij sob
Najboljši izbori
Building 2 (Center), Floor 6+ for the best ocean views and less pool noise
One-Bedroom Suites for the guaranteed balcony and ocean/pool view
“I am requesting a One-Bedroom Suite in Building 2 (Center Building), on the 6th floor or higher, for an unobstructed ocean view. Please ensure we are NOT in a Deluxe Studio as we require a balcony.”
Pogosta vprašanja in skriti nasveti
Vse, kar res želiš vedeti, preden rezerviraš.
Is the airport noise really that bad?
Yes. You are practically on the runway. It stops late at night, but during the day, conversation pauses when a jet lands.
Is the beach swimmable?
Technically yes, but it's dark sand, often rocky, and the Pacific undertow can be strong. Most guests stick to the pools.
Are the drinks watered down?
Surprisingly no. Reviews consistently praise the bartenders, though top-shelf liquor may require a specific request or upgrade.
Is there a resort fee?
No hidden resort fee, but expect a small environmental sanitation tax (approx. $3-4 USD/night) payable at check-in.
Do I need dinner reservations?
Yes, for the à la carte dinners at Andrea and La Ribera. Book them with the concierge immediately upon arrival.
Is it walkable?
Yes! You can walk to the Marina Vallarta boardwalk in 10-15 minutes for shops, Starbucks, and local dining.
Notranji Nasveti
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The 'lazy river' isn't actually a moving river; it's just a long, winding pool connecting the main areas.
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Ask for a 'Miami Vice' (strawberry daiquiri + piña colada) at the swim-up bar—it's the house specialty.
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The roaming peacocks are beautiful but loud; don't leave food on your balcony or they will invade.
5 stvari, ki jih morate vedeti, preden greste
💡The 'Deluxe Studio' often faces a concrete wall or a dark corridor.
💡The tennis courts are surprisingly high-quality and often empty.
💡You can watch the sunset directly from the lobby bar, which has a better view than some rooms.
💡The room service menu is included in the All-Inclusive and is actually decent for late-night cravings.
💡The elevators can be slow and hot; taking the stairs is often faster if you're on a lower floor.
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