The hype
Reviewers are obsessed with the 'vibe' and the staff's WhatsApp service, but often shocked by how small and dark the rooms actually are.
House Of Gods Royal Mile
$150-350/ nacht
Boek dit als You want a hedonistic, Instagram-ready lair in the heart of Old Town where the cocktails matter more than the square footage.
Waarom mensen ervan houden
- Unapologetically maximalist 'Gucci-clad' decor that feels like a rockstar's dressing room
- The 'Treat Me Like I'm Famous' rider with in-room cocktails, balloons, and midnight milk & cookies
- Prime Cowgate location steps from the Grassmarket and Royal Mile nightlife
Snel Overzicht: It’s less of a hotel and more of a sexy, windowless nightclub bedroom where you sleep off the hangover.
Beoordeeld door @Valerija_jem: I felt like a total rockstar staying here. The vibe is incredibly moody and sexy—perfect for a romantic escape. Ordering the pizza and prosecco package straight to bed was the highlight of my trip. Honestly, I didn't want to leave the room!
Gast die hier verbleef zei
Reality check
The 'Cabin' rooms are tiny (10 sqm) and feel like sleeping in a luxurious cupboard—cool for a night, cramping for a week.
- You're a couple looking for a romantic, moody escape
- You love maximalist design (velvet, gold, animal print)
- You plan to spend more time drinking cocktails than looking out a window
Schoonmaak & Onderhoud
8.5
- Housekeeping: Generally praised as spotless, though the heavy velvet decor attracts dust.
- Bathroom hygiene: Bathrooms are tiled (often marble effect) and usually reported as pristine.
- Maintenance: Everything is relatively new (opened 2019), but the 'vintage' aesthetic can mask wear.
- Linens & towels: High quality, plush, and fitting the luxury price point.
- Odors & scents: Often smells of the hotel's signature incense or room spray—love it or hate it.
Sleepability™
7GEMATIGD
0-4LUID
4-7.5GEMATIGD
7.5-10STIL
- Street noise from Cowgate bars/clubs
- Hallway noise due to the boutique layout
Voordat je boekt
Goed om te weten
- There is no restaurant, but they deliver pizza and snacks to the room.
- Communication is primarily via WhatsApp—staff are super responsive.
- The 'Treat Me Like I'm Famous' package is an add-on (~£99) that includes the riders, balloons, and cocktails you see on Instagram.
Wat je mee moet nemen
- Earplugs (just in case it's a rowdy Friday night)
- Light luggage (remember the stairs)
- Your best 'out out' outfit for the cocktail bar
Kamer Genie
Beste keuzes
- The Suite: The only room with a freestanding Victorian bathtub and enough space to swing a cat (27 sqm).
- The Classic: A solid middle ground with a four-poster bed and hidden TV, but still compact (14 sqm).
Kamers om te vermijden
- The Cabin: Unless you are solo or extremely comfortable with your partner, 10 sqm is tight.
Kamer Aanvraag Genie – kopiëren en plakken
“We are celebrating a special occasion and would love a room on a higher floor to minimize street noise. If available, a room with the most effective soundproofing would be appreciated.”
Veelgestelde vragen & Verborgen tips
Alles wat je eigenlijk wilt weten voordat je boekt.
Is there parking?
No. The hotel recommends NCP Edinburgh St Johns Hill or Castle Terrace, which cost around £28 per 24 hours.
Do the rooms have windows?
Mostly no. They use backlit 'fake' windows to create an Orient Express vibe. It's very dark.
Is breakfast included?
It depends on your rate, but it's always served as a hamper delivered to your room (bagels, yoghurt, juice, coffee).
Is there a gym?
No. This hotel is for hedonism, not health.
Can I bring my dog?
No, House of Gods is strictly no pets allowed.
Is there an elevator?
No. The hotel is in a historic building with steep stairs and no lift.
Tips van Insiders
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There is a 'Butler Button' in the room—press it for Prosecco or milk & cookies (charges may apply depending on your package).
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The TV is hidden behind the mirror; you have to turn it on to see it.
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The Nespresso machine is often hidden behind a secret panel or mirror—ask for the tour at check-in so you don't miss it.
5 dingen die je moet weten voordat je gaat
💡The rooms can get warm and stuffy due to the lack of opening windows.
💡The lighting is permanently 'moody'—doing makeup can be a challenge without a ring light.
💡You might find crumbs in the bed if the previous guest enjoyed the midnight cookies too much (rare, but mentioned).
💡The 'Visitor Levy' (tourist tax) will start applying to stays from July 2026, so book before Oct 2025 to avoid it for future trips.
💡The entrance is through the bar, which can be disorienting if you arrive with bags during a busy evening.
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