The hype
Travelers love the 'fantasy' vibe and the helpful staff, but many feel the hardware is tired and needs a refresh.
Faena Hotel Buenos Aires
$350-550/ noapte
Rezervă dacă You want to live inside a Baz Luhrmann movie where the pool is a catwalk and the bathrooms are glass boxes.
De ce o iubesc oamenii
- The iconic pool with its crown fountain is the ultimate Buenos Aires photo op
- Rojo Tango is widely considered the best (and sexiest) cabaret show in the city
- Philippe Starck's design is unapologetically dramatic—red velvet, unicorn heads, and black marble everywhere
Privire rapidă: It’s a sexy, aging diva—still glamorous and fun, but the makeup is starting to crack and she charges you for everything.
Evaluat de @lovemylifedee: I learned the hard way about booking here, but once I got moved to the three-story suite, my stay was incredible. The marble tub was huge! Definitely book the tango show directly and grab the wine flight—it made my night unforgettable.
Oaspeții care au stat aici au spus
Reality check
The 'wow' factor of the design wears off when you realize the room lighting is confusing, the pool water is often too cold, and the prices are New York-level.
- You are a couple looking for a hyper-romantic, sexually charged atmosphere
- You prioritize 'vibe' and 'scene' over ergonomic practicality
- You want to be in Puerto Madero—safe, quiet, and walkable, though removed from the gritty soul of the city
Curățenie și Întreținere
8.5
- Housekeeping: Generally good daily service, but reports of missed details like dust on heavy velvet drapes.
- Bathroom hygiene: Sparkling marble and glass, though the open-concept design makes water splashing a common issue.
- Maintenance: The hotel is showing its age (opened 2004). Expect some scuffed furniture, worn carpets, and finicky light switches.
- Linens & towels: High quality, thick towels and Egyptian cotton sheets, usually in good condition.
- Odors & scents: Signature Faena scent (incense/floral) is strong in the lobby; rooms can smell slightly musty due to all the old velvet.
Sleepability™
6.5MODERAT
0-4ZGOMOTOS
4-7.5MODERAT
7.5-10LINIȘTIT
- Thumping bass from the Rojo Tango show or pool parties (summer)
- Thin walls between rooms
- Automated curtains that malfunction or don't fully close
Înainte să rezervi
Bine de știut
- Foreigners are exempt from the 21% VAT on accommodation if paying with a foreign credit card—bring your passport to check-in.
- There is a 'Visit Buenos Aires' city tax of roughly $1.50 USD per person, per day.
- Uber works perfectly in Puerto Madero and is much cheaper than the hotel's private car service.
Ce să împachezi
- A universal travel adapter (Type I is standard, but the hotel has mixed outlets)
- Your best swimwear—the pool is a fashion show
- Eye mask (in case the blackout curtains fail)
Geniu pentru Cameră
Selecții de top
- Porteño Suite for the iconic freestanding Philippe Starck tub experience
- Skyline Rooms for the best views of the ecological reserve and river
Camere de evitat
- Lower floor rooms near the pool if you plan to sleep before 1 AM on weekends
- Standard rooms if you are claustrophobic—the heavy red velvet can feel oppressive in smaller spaces
Geniu pentru Cereri de Cameră – copiază și lipește
“I am requesting a room on a high floor, facing the Ecological Reserve (East) for maximum quiet. Please ensure the automated blackout curtains are fully functional prior to arrival.”
Întrebări frecvente și sfaturi ascunse
Tot ceea ce vrei de fapt să știi înainte de a rezerva.
Is the pool heated?
Technically yes, but guests frequently complain it is 'too cold' or 'freezing,' especially in shoulder seasons.
Is breakfast included?
Usually no. It costs around $40 USD per person. Most guests recommend walking to a nearby cafe in Puerto Madero instead.
Can I bring a guest to the pool?
Yes, but they will be charged a steep daily pass fee (approx. $150 USD), which includes spa access.
Is the area safe?
Yes, Puerto Madero is one of the safest, most patrolled neighborhoods in Buenos Aires. You can walk around at night with little worry.
Do the rooms have privacy?
It's complicated. Many bathrooms are glass-walled with velvet curtains that you have to manually adjust. Sound privacy is also not the best.
Is there a resort fee?
No specific 'resort fee' for Buenos Aires (unlike their Miami property), but watch out for the VAT and city tax.
Sfaturi de Insider
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The 'Library Lounge' has live music and is a hidden gem for cocktails even if you don't stay here.
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Walk across the 'Bridge of the Woman' (Puente de la Mujer) at sunset for the best view of the hotel and skyline.
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Ask the concierge for a table at 'El Mercado's' outdoor patio—it's much charming than the indoor dining room.
5 lucruri pe care trebuie să le știi înainte să pleci
💡The 'Experience Managers' (butlers) can be hit-or-miss; some are amazing, others are impossible to reach.
💡The unicorn heads on the walls in Bistro Sur have real antelope horns.
💡You might spot a celebrity, but you'll definitely spot an influencer taking 500 selfies by the crown fountain.
💡The hallways are extremely dark—watch your step if you have low vision.
💡The 'red velvet' aesthetic is everywhere, even on the pool loungers, which can get hot and sticky in the summer sun.
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