The hype
Guests are consistently blown away by the location and the silence of the rooms.
Hotel Cafe Royal
$750-2,200+ / natt
Bestill dette hvis You want to sleep in a soundproof limestone fortress directly above the chaos of Piccadilly Circus.
Hvorfor folk elsker det
- The Akasha Spa is a legitimate subterranean wellness temple, not just a basement gym
- Triple-glazed windows make the rooms dead silent despite the location
- Historic Oscar Wilde vibes in the Grill Room meet ultra-modern minimalism in the bedrooms
Hurtig oversikt: A masterclass in soundproofing that feels more like a modern zen monastery than the gilded palace the lobby suggests.
Gjennomgått av @dfmarin: I felt like I was living in a movie here. The suite was massive, and seeing my initials on the pillow was such a classy touch. Breakfast in my robe while watching London wake up below was the highlight of my trip. You have to try the pool, it's stunning.
Gjest som overnattet her sa
Reality check
Some travelers find the modern room decor 'cold' and the lighting controls overly complicated.
- You prioritize silence and sleep quality above all else
- You want a world-class lap pool and spa elevator-accessible from your room
- You appreciate minimalist, architectural design over chintz and floral patterns
Renslighet og vedlikehold
9.6
- Housekeeping: Impeccable daily service with turndown; rare complaints about missed coffee cups.
- Bathroom hygiene: Pristine marble surfaces; recent reviews show high satisfaction with grout and drains.
- Maintenance: Excellent condition, though some guests find lighting controls or AC panels tricky.
- Linens & towels: High-thread-count Frette linens and plush robes.
- Odors & scents: Neutral, fresh scent; no masking fragrances or mustiness detected.
Sleepability™
9.5STILLE
0-4HØYT
4-7.5MODERAT
7.5-10STILLE
- Internal hallway noise (rare)
- HVAC hum (very low)
Før du bestiller
Bra å vite
- A 5% discretionary service charge is often added to accommodation bills
- The pool has specific hours for children; check if you want an adult-only swim
- The main entrance on Regent Street is sometimes closed; use the Air Street entrance for taxis
Hva du skal pakke
- Swimsuit for the 18m lap pool and Watsu pool
- Smart casual outfits—the hotel bars and restaurants have a chic dress code
- US/EU power adapters (though many rooms have international outlets)
Romaske
Beste valg
- Westminster Suite for iconic views of the Houses of Parliament
- Grand Deluxe rooms for guaranteed space and better light
- Rooms with balconies facing the fountain if you want to people-watch (but trade some quiet)
Rom å unngå
- Entry-level 'Guest Rooms' with 'atrium' or internal views—often dark with tiny windows
- Low-floor rooms facing side streets if you are extremely sensitive to vibration (though rare)
Romaske – kopier og lim inn
“I am a light sleeper and very sensitive to natural light. Please assign a room with a street view (Regent or Air St) rather than an internal atrium view, and ensure it is not near the service elevators.”
FAQ & Skjulte tips
Alt du faktisk vil vite før du bestiller.
Is it noisy being right on Piccadilly Circus?
Shockingly, no. The soundproofing is industrial-grade. You can watch the buses but can't hear them.
Does the hotel have a pool?
Yes, a massive 18-meter lap pool in the Akasha spa, plus a hydrotherapy Watsu pool.
Is breakfast included?
Usually not. It costs around £35-42 per person if purchased separately.
Can I bring my dog?
Yes! The hotel is pet-friendly and pets often stay for free (confirm specific policy at booking).
What is the 'Portland Stone' design?
Rooms feature walls made of rusticated stone blocks, giving a modern, minimalist, almost brutalist feel.
Is there a dress code?
Smart casual is expected in public areas, especially the Grill Room and Green Bar.
Innsidetips
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Use the Air Street entrance to avoid the tourist crush on Regent Street.
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The 'Green Bar' serves botanicals and tonics that are a great alternative to a heavy night out.
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You can access the Akasha spa directly via a dedicated elevator without walking through the lobby in your robe.
5 ting du bør vite før du drar
💡The room lighting controls can be bafflingly complex to master.
💡There is a £5 'tray charge' for room service on top of the service charge.
💡The 'Watsu' pool is a hidden gem for hydrotherapy often empty when the main pool is busy.
💡Some 'courtyard' views are essentially staring at a brick wall.
💡The hotel sits on a triangular island, so almost every room has a unique shape.
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