The hype
Great for a social weekend with mates, but couples seeking romance often leave disappointed by the noise and tired spa.
Old Thorns Hotel, Golf And Country Estate
$115-180/ ніч
Забронюйте це, якщо You're a golf group or hen party looking for a loud, all-in-one resort where the drinks flow as freely as the spa treatments.
Чому люди це люблять
- Massive 18-hole championship golf course designed by Peter Alliss
- Self-catering apartments that are perfect for large groups
- On-site Starbucks and Sports Bar mean you never have to leave the complex
Короткий огляд: It’s less 'serene country manor' and more 'Vegas-style resort in the Hampshire countryside'—expect noise, crowds, and a lot of fun if you're in the right mood.
Переглянуто @Louisecarolann: I found this hidden gem in Liphook and was blown away by the amenities. The thermal suite has an ice fountain, the pool is massive, and the gym looks right out onto the golf course. For £12.50, it's an absolute steal for a day of self-care.
Гість, який був тут, сказав
Reality check
The 'resort' label is doing a lot of heavy lifting—service can be impersonal and the sheer scale means long walks to amenities.
- You are planning a stag/hen do or a golf trip with 4+ people
- You want a lively atmosphere where you don't have to whisper
- You prefer a casual 'Sports Bar' vibe over stuffy fine dining
Чистота та обслуговування
7.8
- Housekeeping: Generally reliable in rooms, but common areas (hallways, stairwells) can get scuffed and crumb-filled during busy wedding weekends.
- Bathroom hygiene: Bathrooms in renovated rooms are sparkling; older rooms and spa changing areas have reports of moldy grout and hair in drains.
- Maintenance: A major weak point. Expect peeling paint in corridors, broken spa jets, and the occasional out-of-order lift.
- Linens & towels: Standard hotel grade. Crisp enough, but spa towels can feel thin and over-washed.
- Odors & scents: Lobby smells of expensive diffusers; hallways can smell of stale beer or food late at night.
Sleepability™
5.5ПОМІРНО
0-4ГУЧНО
4-7.5ПОМІРНО
7.5-10ТИХО
- Wedding receptions in the Grand Ballroom
- Loud corridors during late-night returns from the bar
Перед бронюванням
Корисно знати
- Breakfast is often not included in the base rate and costs ~£17pp.
- You must book spa treatments and dinner reservations weeks in advance; they sell out.
- The hotel is cashless in many areas, so bring a card.
Що взяти з собою
- Flip flops for the spa (they charge for robes/slippers)
- Earplugs for Friday/Saturday nights
- A portable fan if you're booking a standard room in summer
Джин номерів
Найкращі вибори
- Two-Bedroom Apartments (modern, spacious, kitchenettes, and usually quieter)
- Superior Rooms in the newer wings (better soundproofing and AC)
Номери, яких варто уникати
- Eco-Pods (unless you want to walk outside to pee in the rain)
- Standard rooms directly above the Sports Bar (noise bleed)
Джин для запиту номерів – копіюй та вставляй
“I am a light sleeper. Please assign a room in the 'Alliss' block or a top-floor apartment, strictly away from the Grand Ballroom and Sports Bar function areas.”
ЧаПи та скриті поради
Все, що вам дійсно потрібно знати перед бронюванням.
Is the spa free for guests?
Pool and gym access is usually included, but robes, slippers, and specific treatments cost extra. The 'Wellness Suite' may also have a surcharge depending on your package.
Does the hotel have air conditioning?
Hit or miss. Superior and Deluxe rooms generally do, but many Standard rooms and the Eco-Pods rely on fans, which can be brutal in summer.
Is it pet friendly?
No, Old Thorns has a strict no-pets policy.
How far is the train station?
Liphook station is about a 5-minute taxi ride or a 30-minute walk (not recommended with luggage).
Can I walk to a pub?
Yes! The Deers Hut is a fantastic traditional pub just a 5-10 minute walk from the hotel entrance.
Is there EV charging?
Yes, there are Tesla Superchargers and standard EV points in the main car park.
Поради знавців
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The 'Sports Bar' serves food later than the main restaurant and is often cheaper/faster.
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If the main pool is packed with kids, check if the 'Wellness Suite' offers a paid upgrade for a quieter soak.
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Apartment guests have their own dedicated parking area—use it to avoid the main lot chaos.
5 речей, які варто знати перед вашим виїздом
💡The 'Eco-Pods' are basically glorified sheds; only book if you truly want a camping experience.
💡The walk from some rooms to the spa involves traversing public corridors—bring a cover-up unless you're brave.
💡The on-site Starbucks is a massive bonus, as the in-room instant coffee is mediocre.
💡The 'Champagne Bar' often closes earlier than you'd expect, funneling everyone into the loud Sports Bar.
💡You can hear the driving range 'thwack' from some golf-view rooms starting very early in the morning.
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