Pantaðu þetta ef You want a lush, jungle-meets-ocean escape that feels like a wellness retreat but still has all-inclusive convenience.
Af hverju fólk elskar þetta
Biophilic design that actually feels immersive (you are IN the jungle)
Playa Destiladeras is one of the few truly swimmable beaches in the area
Divum restaurant's farm-to-table menu is miles ahead of standard resort fodder
Stutt samantekt: It’s currently having an identity crisis between 'adults-only zen sanctuary' and its new 'family-friendly' policy, so expect a mix of vibes.
Farið yfir af @travel_with_troylynn: I was blown away by the sheer size of this suite. The wrap-around terrace became my favorite spot for morning coffee and sunset drinks. It felt incredibly private, like having a luxury apartment right on the cliffs of Punta Mita.
Gestur sem dvaldi hér sagði
The hype
Stunning grounds and great food for an all-inclusive, but the service can be hit-or-miss depending on how busy they are.
Reality check
The 'peace and quiet' is occasionally shattered by the DJ at the main pool or the new influx of kids in common areas.
You love the idea of a 'nature deficit disorder' cure with 5-star amenities
You want a beach you can actually swim in without fearing riptides or rocks
You appreciate separate 'adults-only' zones (like the Cañada building) within a larger resort
Hreinlæti og viðhald
8.5
Housekeeping: Solid daily service, though sometimes they miss the balcony dusting.
Bathroom hygiene: Generally sparkling, but watch out for slow drains in ground-floor rooms.
Maintenance: Good, but the humidity takes a toll—expect some peeling paint or musty corners in older blocks.
Linens & towels: Crisp and plentiful, though beach towels can run out by late afternoon.
Odors & scents: The lobby smells like spa essential oils; the gardens sometimes smell like... well, a septic tank.
Sleepability™
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7.5-10ÞÖGULT
Connecting doors (sound leaks like a sieve)
DJ bass from the main pool affecting nearby 'Rancho' building rooms
Jungle critters (crickets/cicadas are LOUD here)
Áður en þú bókar
Gott að vita
The resort is isolated—you are 45 mins from Puerto Vallarta and 15 mins from Punta Mita town.
Timeshare/Membership pitches can be aggressive at check-in; a firm 'no' is required.
Room service has a 10% service charge despite being 'all-inclusive'.
Hvað á að pakka
Bug spray (The jungle is real, and so are the mosquitoes)
Hiking shoes (for the Monkey Mountain trail nearby)
Activated charcoal (just in case the water/food transition hits you)
Herbergis-Genie
Bestu val
Cañada Building (Adults-Only Section): Best for privacy, quiet, and has its own semi-private pool.
Sierra Suite: Furthest back, deep in the jungle, very private—perfect for introverts.
Herbergi til að forðast
Rancho Building ground floor: Too close to the main pool action and foot traffic.
Any room with a connecting door if you aren't booking both sides.
Herbergisbeiðna-Genie – afrita og líma
“I am looking for a quiet stay and would prefer a room in the Cañada building or a high-floor Sierra suite, specifically away from the main pool DJ and without a connecting door.”
Algengar spurningar og falin ábendingar
Allt sem þú vilt vita áður en þú bókar.
Is it really adults-only?
Not anymore. As of April 2025, it is 'multigenerational,' meaning kids are allowed, but there are specific adults-only buildings (Cañada) and dining areas (Divum).
Is the beach swimmable?
Yes! Playa Destiladeras is one of the best swimmable beaches in the region, though it can get rough during storms.
How is the food?
Surprisingly good. Divum (adults-only) is the standout with farm-to-table quality. The buffet is standard, but the a la carte options shine.
Is there a resort fee?
No explicit daily resort fee on top of the all-inclusive rate, but watch out for the 'environmental sanitation fee' (~$2/night) and service charges on 'extras'.
Can I visit if I'm not staying there?
Yes, Day Passes are available for ~$125 USD ($2500 MXN), subject to occupancy.
Is the pool heated?
Yes, the pools are heated, which is crucial for those cooler winter mornings.
Innherja ábendingar
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The 'Secret' Armony Pool is often empty because everyone flocks to the main infinity pool—go there for actual reading time.
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You can book a 'Floating Breakfast' in the Cañada VIP pool for an extra charge (very Instagrammable).
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Ask for the 'Secret of the Pacific' cocktail at the bar—it uses activated charcoal and looks pitch black.
5 hlutir sem þú ættir að vita áður en þú ferð
💡The 'sewer smell' near the gardens is a real, intermittent infrastructure issue.
💡The humidity in the rooms can be intense; don't leave wet swimsuits on the furniture.
💡The 'Allure' rooms have a 'tropical view' which sometimes just means 'looking at a dense wall of leaves'.
💡You can actually see whales from the lobby bar during migration season (Dec-March).
💡The walk to the beach involves stairs—there is a shuttle, but it's not always instant.
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