Запазете го, ако You want a silent, adults-only vineyard sanctuary where the host cooks better than most local restaurants.
Защо хората я обичат
Philippe's legendary table d'hôtes dinners
Stunning views of Mont Ventoux from the pool
Total silence (except for the cicadas)
Бързо резюме: A hyper-curated B&B that feels more like staying with a wealthy, gourmet friend than a hotel.
Преглеждано от @littlewanderingwren: I took Mr. Wren here for his birthday and it was the perfect quiet escape. We stayed in the Kintsugi room which is full of history and art. The best part was definitely soaking in our private jacuzzi looking out at the vineyards and Mount Ventoux.
Гост, който е бил тук, каза
The hype
Guests universally adore Philippe (the host) and the design, often citing the dinner as the highlight of their trip.
Reality check
The standard garden-view rooms (23m²) can feel tight for two people with large luggage.
You appreciate 'Kintsugi' design aesthetics (exposed walls, bronze joinery)
You want a pool with a view of Mont Ventoux
You prefer eating a high-end meal on-site rather than driving out
Чистота и поддръжка
9.5
Housekeeping: Impeccable. Guests consistently describe the property as 'spotless' and 'pristine'.
Bathroom hygiene: Modern, renovated bathrooms with no reports of mold or grime.
Maintenance: Recently renovated (2023/2024); everything is new and functioning perfectly.
Linens & towels: High-quality cotton gauze bedding and fresh pool towels provided.
Odors & scents: Neutral and fresh; no musty old-farmhouse smells.
Sleepability™
8.5ТИХО
ТИХО
0-4ШУМНО
4-7.5УМЕРЕНО
7.5-10ТИХО
Cicadas (summer)
Vineyard frost turbines (rare, April nights only)
Преди да резервирате
Добре е да знаете
Check-in is strict: 4:00 PM to 7:30 PM.
Dinner (Table d'Hôtes) is not every night; book in advance (€39/pp).
On non-dinner nights, you can order a 'Planche Gourmande' (cheese/charcuterie) for €25.
Какво да пакувате
Mosquito repellent (vineyard location = bugs)
Pool slides (the deck gets hot)
Cash for small local purchases (though the hotel takes cards)
Джинийче за стаята
Топ избори
Chambre 'Vue sur Piscine' (30m²) — significantly larger than others, with direct pool access.
Chambre 'Kintsugi' — for the unique 'trash wall' artistic design.
Стаи за избягване
Standard 'Vue sur Jardin' (23m²) if you are claustrophobic or have 2+ large suitcases.
Джинийче за заявка на стая – копирай и залепи
“Bonjour Philippe, we are looking forward to our stay. If available, we would prefer the 'Vue sur Piscine' room for the extra space. We are also interested in reserving the Table d'Hôtes dinner for our first night.”
Често задавани въпроси и скрити съвети
Всичко, което наистина трябва да знаеш, преди да резервираш.
Is breakfast included?
Yes, a continental breakfast with local pastries, fruit, and homemade jams is included in the rate.
Can I bring my dog?
No, pets are strictly not accepted.
Is the pool heated?
No, it's an outdoor pool open May-Sept; guests note it can be 'refreshing' (cold) in early season.
How far is the nearest restaurant?
L'Auberge du Petit Bistrot is 2.4km away in Vinsobres village (5 min drive).
Is there a gym?
No gym, but plenty of jogging trails through the vineyards.
Do I need a car?
Yes, absolutely. Taxis/Ubers are non-existent in this rural area.
Съвети на инсайдъра
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Ask Philippe about the 'Trash Walls' in the Kintsugi room — it's a deliberate design choice, not unfinished renovation.
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The local soap in the bathroom is from Nyons; you can buy more at the soap factory 15 mins away.
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Book the 'Planche Gourmande' for a sunset picnic by the pool if you don't want a full sit-down dinner.
5 неща, които трябва да знаете преди да отидете
💡The WiFi is Starlink satellite, which is better than DSL but can jitter during storms.
💡The 'Adults Only' rule is strictly enforced (16+), making the pool area dead silent.
💡There is no 24-hour reception; late arrivals are difficult to coordinate.
💡The shower pressure is excellent, but the bathroom layout in smaller rooms is compact.
💡You are literally surrounded by vines; during harvest (Sept), expect some agricultural activity nearby.
Локален наръчник
Карта
Видете къде се намира De Vert et d'O и какво има наблизо.