The hype
Hikers and dog owners worship this place for the location and food, but luxury seekers often find the rooms a bit rustic for the price.
Glen Clova Hotel & Luxury Lodges
$170-250 / ночь
Смело бронируйте, если You want to disappear into the Scottish Highlands with a dog, a pair of hiking boots, and zero cell service.
Почему людям нравится
- The 'End of the Road' isolation—literally, the public road stops here
- Lodges with private hot tubs and saunas facing the glens
- The Climbers Bar: a proper hikers' pub with a roaring wood burner and venison burgers
Краткий обзор: A rugged, authentic hikers' outpost that trades reliable WiFi and modern polish for spectacular scenery and hearty stews.
Подтверждено @scotland_sidebyside_: I took the dogs for a weekend at Glen Clova and it was pure bliss. The lodge is warm and rustic, and sitting in the hot tub watching the mist roll over the mountains was the highlight. If you want a quiet escape where your pets are truly welcome, this is it.
Гости, которые останавливались здесь, говорят
Reality check
The 'Steading' rooms can feel a bit second-tier compared to the main hotel, with some complaints about musty hallway smells and noise from the generator.
- You own a golden retriever and hiking boots
- You prefer a pint by a fire over a craft cocktail in a lobby
- You want to walk out your door directly onto a Munro bagging trail
Чистота и уход
8.8
- Housekeeping: Generally praised for daily service, though some lodge guests noted missed spots in high corners.
- Bathroom hygiene: Bathrooms are modern and clean, but the peaty water can leave harmless brown residue that looks like dirt.
- Maintenance: The main hotel is well-kept; the Steading building shows more wear and tear (scuffs, tired carpets in hallways).
- Linens & towels: Fresh and standard hotel quality. No luxury Egyptian cotton, but clean and functional.
- Odors & scents: Main hotel smells of woodsmoke and food (pleasant); Steading entrance has a recurring 'damp' complaint.
Sleepability™
7.5ТИХО
0-4ГРОМКО
4-7.5УМЕРЕННО
7.5-10ТИХО
- Generator hum near specific Steading rooms
- Creaky floorboards in the historic main building
- Dogs barking in adjacent rooms (it's very pet-friendly)
Перед бронированием
Полезно знать
- Download offline maps (Google Maps/OS Maps) before you leave Kirriemuir; signal dies miles before the hotel.
- Dinner reservations are essential, even for guests—the restaurant is the only game in town.
- The drive involves 10+ miles of single-track road; pull over to let locals pass.
Что взять с собой
- Smidge or Avon Skin So Soft: Midges can be fierce in summer.
- Waterproofs: Essential year-round, not just for hiking but for getting to the hot tub.
- Compeed/Blister plasters: You will walk more than you plan to.
Генератор запросов
Лучший выбор
- Old Mill Lodge: The ultimate couples' pick—detached, private garden, hot tub, and roll-top bath.
- Main Hotel Front Rooms: Best views down the glen and generally fresher feel than the Steading.
Номера, которых следует избегать
- Steading Twin Rooms near the plant room: Multiple reports of generator/fan noise disturbing sleep.
- Steading Ground Floor: Can be prone to noise from guests entering/exiting with dogs.
Генератор запросов – просто скопируйте и вставьте в поле при бронировании
“I'd love to request a room in the Main Hotel building with a view of the glen. If I must be in the Steading, please ensure I am as far as possible from the generator/plant room to avoid the hum.”
FAQ и советы
Всё, что вы действительно хотели бы знать перед бронированием.
Is there really no cell service?
Correct. Zero bars. You are reliant on the hotel WiFi, which works best in the main bar and reception.
Can I bring my dog to dinner?
Yes, but only in the Climbers Bar or the 'Brandy Bothy', not the formal Glen Logie restaurant. The bar menu is excellent though.
Is there a swimming pool?
No. There are private hot tubs for the lodges, but no communal swimming pool or spa facility.
How far is the nearest shop?
Kirriemuir is about 15 miles away (30-40 mins drive). There is no corner store in the glen.
Do the lodges have kitchens?
Yes, the lodges are fully self-catering with well-equipped kitchens, though you can still dine in the hotel restaurant.
Is there EV charging?
Yes, there are EV charging points (Virta network) on-site, which is a lifesaver in this remote area.
Советы инсайдеров
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Ask for the 'Climbers Bar' menu even if you sit in the restaurant—the venison burger is often better than the fancy mains.
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The 'Green Light' issue: Some guests report the emergency exit lights in lodges are incredibly bright; bring an eye mask or some tape.
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Buy a fishing permit at reception to fish for brown trout in Loch Brandy—it's a hike to get there, but magical.
5 вещей, которые нужно знать перед поездкой
💡The water is brown-tinted (peaty) from the hills—it's safe and clean, but looks like weak tea in the bath.
💡The 'Steading' building entrance has a persistent musty/damp smell mentioned in multiple reviews, though rooms are usually fine.
💡You might get snowed in during winter; the road is plowed but can be treacherous.
💡The 'WiFi' is a satellite connection; do not expect to stream Netflix in 4K or download large files.
💡The hotel is a popular wedding venue; check if there's a big event on your dates if you want total peace.
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