The Master Suites with king beds that roll out onto the balcony
Split design offers two vibes: direct oceanfront or secluded jungle cenote
NÜ Tulum restaurant is one of the best dining spots in the zone
Szybki przegląd: It’s undeniably magical and photogenic, but the humidity is relentless and the price tag is aggressive even for Tulum.
Przejrzane przez @homtimiste: I was blown away by the sheer scale of this place. The Platinum upgrade is a must—sipping cocktails on that private sunset terrace was the highlight of my trip. It’s the perfect mix of chill pool days and vibrant nightlife right at the resort.
Goście, którzy tutaj przebywali, powiedzieli
The hype
Guests are obsessed with the design and the staff's attentiveness, often calling it a 'dream' stay.
Reality check
For $1,000+ a night, small annoyances like damp towels, AC noise, or lack of privacy in ground-floor rooms sting more than usual.
You prioritize aesthetics and Instagram-worthy design above all else
You want a boutique feel (only 22 rooms) rather than a mega-resort
You are okay with 'barefoot luxury' (sand everywhere, thatched roofs, open-air bathrooms)
Czystość i Konserwacja
8.8
Housekeeping: Twice daily service (morning clean + turndown). Generally excellent, though sand is a constant battle.
Bathroom hygiene: High standard, but open-air designs mean humidity can cause musty smells or damp towels.
Maintenance: Good, but the rustic materials (wood, thatch) show wear quickly in the salt air. Occasional AC drips reported.
Linens & towels: High quality, but often feel slightly damp due to the climate.
Odors & scents: Copal incense is burned frequently, masking most other smells.
Sleepability™
7.5CICHO
CICHO
0-4GŁOŚNO
4-7.5UMIARKOWANIE
7.5-10CICHO
AC units positioned near beds
Road noise (especially for jungle-side rooms near the street)
Jungle fauna (crickets, birds) at night
Zanim zarezerwujesz
Warto wiedzieć
A $40/night destination fee is added on top of the room rate.
The hotel is cash-free; bring credit cards for everything.
Tap water is not safe to drink; use the provided filtered water for brushing teeth.
Co spakować
Bug spray (the jungle side mosquitoes are no joke)
Reef-safe sunscreen (strictly enforced in this area)
Hair defrizzer (the humidity is 100% real)
Room Genie
Najlepsze wybory
Beachfront Master Suite (for the rolling bed and ocean views)
Upper Jungle Suite (for privacy and cenote views without the foot traffic)
Pokoje do uniknięcia
Ground floor beach rooms (guests walk right past your terrace)
Rooms closest to the road on the jungle side (traffic noise)
Room Request Genie – skopiuj i wklej
“I am celebrating a special occasion and would love an Upper Suite to ensure maximum privacy from foot traffic. If staying on the Jungle side, please prioritize a room furthest from the road to minimize noise.”
FAQ i ukryte porady
Wszystko, co naprawdę chcesz wiedzieć, zanim zarezerwujesz.
Is it adults only?
Technically no, but they have a minimum age of 12. It feels like an adults-only property.
Can I use the beach if I stay on the jungle side?
Yes, jungle side guests have full access to the beach club and pool across the street.
Is there a gym?
No on-site gym, but they offer yoga and wellness classes.
How bad is the seaweed?
It varies daily. April to October is peak season. Staff clean it daily, but on bad days, the water is brown and swimming is impossible.
Is there parking?
Yes, free valet parking is available, which is a huge perk in Tulum.
Do the rooms have AC?
Yes, all rooms have air conditioning, though it can struggle against the midday heat in open-thatched structures.
Porady dla wtajemniczonych
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The 'rolling bed' is only in the Master Suites—don't book a standard room expecting it.
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Breakfast is included and is reportedly a massive, high-quality feast—don't skip it.
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You can order food from the NÜ menu to your room if you want a private fine-dining experience.
5 rzeczy, które warto wiedzieć przed wyjazdem
💡The 'jungle side' pool is actually a cenote-style pool and is often more peaceful than the ocean pool.
💡The bathroom layout in some rooms is very open—make sure you are comfortable with your roommate.
💡You will likely encounter local wildlife (crabs, lizards, bugs) inside your room at some point.
💡The lighting in the rooms is very dim/moody at night—hard to do makeup.
💡Getting a taxi from here to the town center can cost $30-50 USD one way.
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