The hype
Travelers love the retro-chic decor and the friendly staff, but the noise levels are the most consistent complaint.
Romer Hell's Kitchen
$180-280/ night
Book this if You want a 'local' Hell's Kitchen vibe with a killer piano bar and don't mind sacrificing some quiet for character.
Why People Love It
- The 'living room' lobby that actually feels like a cool hangout, not a waiting area
- So & So's Piano Bar โ a legitimate hidden gem with Broadway talent
- The 'Corner Store' bodega concept that replaces the boring hotel gift shop
Quick Take: A stylish, high-energy neighborhood hub trapped in the bones of an old Hampton Inn, meaning the vibes are immaculate but the walls are thin.
Reviewed by @shakespeareagency:ย I stayed here for a girls' trip and was obsessed with the artsy vibe. The location in Hell's Kitchen is perfect for foodies, and I spent way too much time playing with the AR art in the lobby. The room felt super cozy and stylish.
Guest Who Stayed Here Said
Reality check
The 'city view' often just means looking at the building across the street, and the 'resort fee' feels steep for a hotel without a pool.
- You thrive on energy and want a hotel that feels like a social club
- You're a theater kid at heart who wants to catch an impromptu cabaret set downstairs
- You prefer a steamer to an iron and don't mind a smaller bathroom
Cleanliness & Maintenance
8.5
- Housekeeping: Generally reliable daily service, though some reviews mention missed dust in corners.
- Bathroom hygiene: Bathrooms are small but kept sparkling clean; grout and tile are usually in good shape.
- Maintenance: Freshly renovated (2023), so paint and fixtures are new, but the building's 'bones' (walls/windows) show age via noise leaks.
- Linens & towels: Crisp, high-quality linens and fluffy towels are a consistent highlight.
- Odors & scents: Lobby smells fresh and curated; rooms are generally neutral but can get stuffy if AC isn't running.
Sleepabilityโข
6MODERATE
0-4LOUD
4-7.5MODERATE
7.5-10SILENT
- Thin walls between rooms (conversations audible)
- Street noise (sirens/traffic) on lower floors
- Hallway doors slamming
Before you book
Good to know
- Breakfast is NOT free; it's a paid 'to-go' situation at the Corner Store unless you book a specific package.
- The 'Neighborhood Ambassador' program is realโask for Dani Strutz's running route tips.
- There is no room service, but you can order food to the lobby.
What to pack
- High-quality earplugs (non-negotiable)
- A travel steamer if you hate the hotel-provided handheld ones
- Slippers (carpets are clean but it's still NYC)
Room Genie
Best picks
- Deluxe Corner King (more light, feels larger)
- One Bedroom King Suite (actual separation of space, worth the upgrade)
Rooms to avoid
- Standard Queen rooms near the elevator (noise central)
- Lower floor rooms facing 8th Avenue (siren city)
Room Request Genie โ copy & paste
โI'd love to request a Deluxe Corner King on a high floor, as far from the elevator as possible. Quiet is my top priority.โ
FAQ & Hidden tips
Everything you actually want to know before you book.
Is breakfast included?
No, it's a la carte at the 'Corner Store' cafe, though some booking packages include a daily credit.
Is there a pool?
No, there is no pool on-site.
How bad is the noise?
It's significant. The building is older with thin walls, so you will hear street traffic and neighbors.
Is it pet friendly?
Yes, pets are welcome with a $150 fee per stay.
Does the hotel have a gym?
Yes, a decent fitness center is included in the resort fee.
What is the 'resort fee' for?
It's a ~$46 'destination fee' covering Wi-Fi, gym access, and yoga classes.
Insider Tips
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So & So's Piano Bar has a 'secret' entrance on 52nd St marked by a blue door with red graffiti.
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The 'Corner Store' sells actual local goods like Amy's Bread, not just generic tourist junk.
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The lobby has a 'Study' area with a fireplace that is surprisingly quiet for getting work done.
5 things to know before you go
๐กThe building used to be a Hampton Inn, which explains the small bathroom footprints.
๐กThere is absolutely no iron in the room, only a steamer, which drives suit-wearing guests crazy.
๐กThe 'City View' often just means a view of the office building across 8th Avenue.
๐กYou can join the resident 'Run Coach' Dani Strutz for guided runs into Central Park.
๐กThe elevators can be slow during peak morning checkout times.
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