Book this if You want the absolute best all-inclusive food in Mexico and don't care that you can't swim in the ocean in front of your room.
Why People Love It
Michelin-starred dining included in the rate (Cocina de Autor)
Massive 1,100+ sq ft suites with ocean views and plunge pools
Kids' and Teens' clubs open until 11 PM so parents actually get a vacation
Quick Take: It’s ruin-you-for-other-all-inclusives expensive, but the food and service actually justify the mortgage payment.
Reviewed by @femme_foodie: I stayed in this corner suite and it was honestly my own private heaven. Having a plunge pool on the balcony with those wrap-around ocean views was unforgettable. The double Jacuzzi tub made it the perfect romantic escape. You never need to leave the room!
Guest Who Stayed Here Said
The hype
The service is telepathic and the food is restaurant-quality, not 'resort-quality'.
Reality check
For the price, the hallway noise and lack of soundproofing between connecting suites is a surprising buzzkill.
You are a foodie who usually hates all-inclusive buffets
You are traveling with kids but still want a high-end luxury experience
You prefer pool lounging over ocean swimming
Cleanliness & Maintenance
9.5
Housekeeping: Impeccable twice-daily service with turndown treats.
Bathroom hygiene: Spotless marble, deep soaking tubs are pristine.
Maintenance: Property is manicured to perfection; painting and repairs happen constantly.
Linens & towels: High-thread-count sheets and plush, oversized towels.
Odors & scents: Signature fresh scent in lobby; no musty smells reported.
Sleepability™
7.5SILENT
SILENT
0-4LOUD
4-7.5MODERATE
7.5-10SILENT
Voices from connecting rooms
Hallway foot traffic and carts
Outdoor noise in ground-floor suites
Before you book
Good to know
Reservations are required for dinner restaurants; book them before you arrive or immediately upon check-in.
The 'Sanitation Tax' is a small daily fee (~$2) charged at checkout.
Men need collared shirts and closed-toe shoes for dinner at the fine dining restaurants.
What to pack
Dress code attire for dinner (long pants/collared shirts for men)
Plenty of sunscreen (gift shop prices are astronomical)
US Dollars for tips (staff prefer cash over credit card tips)
Room Genie
Best picks
Grand Class Corner Suite (upper floors) for maximum privacy and best views
Ambassador Pool Suites if you want a private plunge pool (though water can be chilly)
Rooms to avoid
Room 101 and other ground floor units near public walkways (zero privacy)
Connecting suites if you are not booking both rooms (noise bleed)
Room Request Genie – copy & paste
“I am requesting a Grand Class Corner Suite on a high floor, specifically away from the elevators and NOT a connecting room, to ensure quiet and privacy.”
FAQ & Hidden tips
Everything you actually want to know before you book.
Is the beach swimmable?
No. The currents are dangerous. You must drive 10-15 mins to Chileno Bay or Santa Maria Bay to swim.
Is the food really all-inclusive?
Yes, including the Michelin-starred Cocina de Autor and top-shelf liquor. Only rare vintage wines and some spa treatments cost extra.
Are kids allowed?
Yes, it is very family-friendly with excellent clubs for kids (4-12) and teens (13-17) open until 11 PM.
Is there an adults-only section?
Yes, the Grand Class suites and the adult infinity pool are restricted to 18+, as is the Cocina de Autor restaurant.
How far is it from the airport?
About 35 minutes by car. The hotel can arrange luxury transport, or you can take a taxi/Uber.
Do I need to tip?
Gratuities are technically included, but cash tips for exceptional service (which is the norm here) are highly appreciated by staff.
Insider Tips
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The 'Baby Concierge' can provide cribs, strollers, bottle sterilizers, and even baby bathtubs so you don't have to pack them.
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You can order food from the poolside restaurants to your lounge chair—you don't have to sit at a table.
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Ask for the 'Spa Water Journey' hydrotherapy circuit; it's world-class and sometimes included with treatments.
5 things to know before you go
💡The 'bird problem' at the open-air Azul buffet can be real; watch your plate.
💡The adult pool is right next to the family pool, so you will still hear kids screaming.
💡Room service is 24/7 and actually good—try the breakfast on your terrace.
💡The 'teens club' is so cool (mocktail bar, video games, karaoke) that parents try to sneak in.
💡You might spot whales from your balcony between December and April without leaving your room.
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