以下の場合は予約してください You want a modern, adults-only crash pad right on the Sliema promenade and plan to spend your days exploring, not sleeping in.
人々が愛する理由
Prime location directly on The Strand facing Valletta
Adults-only policy (18+) keeps the vibe grown-up
Walking distance to the ferry, buses, and endless dining
クイックテイク: A stylish but noisy pub with rooms above it—bring earplugs and lower your housekeeping expectations.
@TheWonderingEnglishman によるレビュー: I requested a high floor but got stuck on floor 3. The noise was unbearable—kegs at 6:50 AM and thin ceilings meant I heard everything. Only stay here if you want to be in the middle of the action and don't mind the noise. Honest 3/10 from me.
ここに泊まったゲストの声
The hype
Travelers love the sea views and the super-central location but are consistently let down by the noise levels and hit-or-miss cleaning.
Reality check
The 'boutique' aesthetic crumbles when you look closely at the details—peeling paint, dusty corners, and a breakfast that many skip for local cafes.
You are a heavy sleeper who stays out late
You prioritize a sea view balcony over quiet
You want to be steps from the Valletta ferry
清潔さと保守管理
6.5
Housekeeping: Inconsistent. Reports of missed days and superficial cleaning (dust under beds).
Bathroom hygiene: Hit or miss. Complaints about moldy grout and hair in drains are frequent enough to be concerning.
Maintenance: Wear and tear is visible. Peeling paint and leaky shower seals are common complaints.
Linens & towels: Generally acceptable, though some guests reported stained or worn towels.
Odors & scents: Lobby can smell of pub food/grease; some corridors have a musty or damp odor.
Sleepability™
4中程度
中程度
0-4うるさい
4-7.5中程度
7.5-10静か
Thumping bass from The Londoner Pub downstairs
Street noise from The Strand promenade
Internal noise (footsteps, plumbing, voices) due to 'acoustic disaster' ceilings
予約前に
知っておくと良いこと
This is an adults-only property (18+)
There is NO on-site parking; you'll need to find a public garage or street spot
A credit card or cash deposit (approx. €100) is often required at check-in
持ち物
High-quality earplugs (non-negotiable)
Shower shoes (just in case the grout looks suspect)
European power adapter (Type G - British style)
ルームジニー
おすすめ
Executive Sea View (Floors 13-14) for the best chance of escaping the street noise and getting a killer view
Penthouse Suite (Floor 15) for a private terrace and hot tub
避けるべきお部屋
Floors 1-3 (directly above the pub)
Internal 'Comfort' rooms with no view (claustrophobic and dark)
ルームリクエストジニー – コピー&ペースト
“I am a light sleeper. Please assign a room on the highest possible floor (10+), facing away from the pub speakers if possible.”
FAQ と隠された便利な使い方
ご予約前に本当に知りたいことすべて
Is there a pool at The Londoner Hotel Sliema?
No. There is no pool on-site. Guests are directed to a 'nearby' lido or beach club, which may have an entry fee.
Is breakfast included?
Usually yes, but it's served in the pub downstairs and reviews are mediocre. You might prefer a local cafe.
How bad is the noise really?
Bad. If you are on a lower floor, you will hear the pub. If you are on any floor, you might hear your neighbors. It is not a quiet hotel.
Is it close to Valletta?
Yes, the ferry terminal to Valletta is just a 5-minute walk across the street.
Does the hotel have a gym?
No. There is no fitness center on the property.
Can I bring my kids?
No, this is strictly an adults-only (18+) hotel.
インサイダー情報
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Skip the hotel breakfast and walk to 'Coffee & Strangers' for a proper specialty brew.
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The 'sea view' is worth the upgrade cost; the 'city view' often just looks at a concrete wall or alley.
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Don't rely on the 'airport shuttle' arranged by the hotel without comparing prices; Bolt or Uber is often cheaper.
行く前に知っておくべき5つのこと
💡The 'rooftop pool' mentioned in some old articles is actually at their St. Julian's sister hotel, kilometers away.
💡The shower design often floods the bathroom floor due to poor drainage.
💡Housekeeping can be inconsistent—you might need to ask for fresh towels or toilet paper.
💡The 'balcony' in lower-tier rooms might just be a standing-room-only ledge.
💡You can hear the ferry horn from your room starting early in the morning.