The hype
A polarizing, ultra-rustic eco-stay that hardcore nature lovers appreciate but leaves conventional tourists feeling misled.
Casa rustica en Lomo Blanco, dentro de una casa rodeada de naturaleza
$27-$55 / đêm
Đặt phòng nếu You are a hardcore nature lover on a tight budget who wants a truly off-grid, rustic Canarian experience and doesn't mind roughing it.
Tại Sao Mọi Người Yêu Thích Nó
- Surrounded by peaceful nature and mountains
- Authentic 19th-century historic house charm
- Extremely budget-friendly rates
Tóm tắt nhanh: This isn't a hotel—it's an off-grid homestay where you'll cross an outdoor patio to use the bathroom and rely on firewood for hot water.
Được đánh giá bởi @eshajain.md: My stay here was the ultimate reset. Having my own pool overlooking the vines and a rooftop jacuzzi for mountain sunsets felt so exclusive. The modern concrete design mixed with the rustic surroundings is just gorgeous. Highly recommend for a romantic trip!
Khách Đã Ở Đây Nói
Reality check
Guests frequently complain about the detached exterior bathroom, lack of nighttime electricity, and the rough dirt road required to reach the property.
- You want a zero-emission, off-grid lifestyle
- You enjoy interacting with farm animals
- You are looking for a cheap, remote mountain retreat
Vệ sinh & Bảo dưỡng
4
- Housekeeping: Hit or miss; some guests report clean rooms, while others complain about ants in the beds and general dust.
- Bathroom hygiene: The detached exterior bathroom is exposed to the elements and frequently described as dirty or uncomfortable.
- Maintenance: Very rustic; it's a 19th-century house with off-grid quirks like flickering lights and a firewood water heater.
- Linens & towels: Basic and sometimes mismatched; guests have noted the blankets don't always fit the bed properly.
- Odors & scents: Smells like nature, woodsmoke from the water heater, and occasionally farm animals.
Khả năng Ngủ™
5Vừa phải
0-4Ồn ào
4-7.5Vừa phải
7.5-10Yên tĩnh
- Roosters and farm animals in the early morning
- Occasional tractor or rural machinery noise
Trước khi đặt phòng
Thông tin hữu ích
- Payment is cash only on site.
- The property is completely off-grid, meaning no electricity at night.
- Hot water is heated by firewood and is mostly available in the evening.
Cần mang những gì
- A strong flashlight or headlamp for navigating the dark dirt road and walking to the bathroom at night.
- Warm pajamas and slippers, as the mountain air gets cold and there is no central heating.
- Allergy medication if you are sensitive to farm animals or dust.
Genie Phòng
Lựa chọn hàng đầu
- The main double room for its authentic 19th-century Canarian furniture and garden views
Phòng nên tránh
- Any room if you have mobility issues or hate the cold, as the bathroom is detached and outside
Genie Yêu Cầu Phòng – sao chép & dán
“Hola, nos gustaría solicitar una habitación lo más cerca posible del baño exterior y confirmar si habrá leña disponible para calentar el agua durante nuestra estancia.”
FAQ & Những mẹo ẩn
Mọi thứ bạn thực sự muốn biết trước khi đặt phòng.
Is there reliable WiFi?
Yes, but it is powered by solar energy and guests report it is notoriously spotty.
How do I get hot water for the shower?
The host heats the water using firewood, so hot water is usually only available in the late afternoon or evening.
Can I drive a normal rental car to the property?
It is highly recommended to arrive during daylight; the final stretch is an unpaved, dark, and tricky dirt road.
Is the bathroom inside the bedroom?
No, the private bathroom is detached. You must cross an outdoor patio to reach it, which can be cold at night.
Are there animals on the property?
Yes, the host keeps chickens and rabbits on the grounds as part of the self-sustaining lifestyle.
Is there heating or air conditioning?
No. The house relies on natural ventilation and can get quite cold at night, so pack warm clothes.
Mẹo Nội Tại
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Arrive before sunset—the dirt road has no streetlights and is very difficult to navigate in the dark.
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Ask the host for a video tutorial on how to find the property before you start driving.
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Shower in the evening when the firewood-heated water is actually hot.
5 điều cần biết trước khi bạn đi
💡The TV in the room often can't tune into any channels due to the remote mountain location.
💡You might find ants or insects in the room since you are literally in the middle of a forest.
💡The host sometimes surprises guests by cooking them a homemade breakfast, even though it's not officially included.
💡The doors are often left open during the day to let warm air in, requiring a lot of trust between guests and the host.
💡The property enforces a strict 'zero emission' philosophy, which means sacrificing almost all modern conveniences like nighttime electricity.
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