以下の場合は予約してください You want a sexy, moody 'vibe' hotel where the dinner and drinks are the main event and the room is just for passing out in style.
人々が愛する理由
The 'Firepit' and 'Korean Cowgirl' restaurants are genuine destinations
Dark, atmospheric interiors that feel like a high-end nightclub
Golf course views from private balconies
クイックテイク: A visually stunning Instagram trap that prioritizes 'sexy' aesthetics over practical comfort—think thin walls and a spa that's basically a hallway.
@LauraEllz によるレビュー: I checked into the Cave Hotel for a romantic escape and was blown away. The room is dark and sexy, the bed is huge, and having champagne waiting on the desk was the perfect touch. Definitely a vibe.
ここに泊まったゲストの声
The hype
The decor is jaw-dropping and the food is incredible, but the 'spa' is tiny and the service can be hit-or-miss.
Reality check
It's not a relaxation retreat; it's a party hotel with a golf course attached.
You love a 'dark mode' aesthetic (walnut paneling, dim lighting)
You're here for a boozy dinner and a crash pad
You want a cool backdrop for your socials
清潔さと保守管理
8.5
Housekeeping: Generally excellent daily service, though some guests report missed dust on the high shelves.
Bathroom hygiene: Spotless stone and tile, though the dark grout hides a lot.
Maintenance: Some wear and tear visible in hallways (scuffed paint) due to high traffic.
Linens & towels: High-quality, fluffy towels and crisp sheets.
Odors & scents: Signature 'Cave' scent (woody/spicy) pumped into the lobby; rooms smell fresh.
Sleepability™
6中程度
中程度
0-4うるさい
4-7.5中程度
7.5-10静か
Kitchen extraction fans/plant room drone (3 AM noise)
Plumbing noise from rooms above
Hallway chatter due to heavy doors slamming
予約前に
知っておくと良いこと
Pool capacity is capped at 15 people; it gets crowded fast.
Breakfast is NOT included in most rates and costs ~£15-20pp.
You need to book dinner reservations WEEKS in advance.
持ち物
Flip flops (for the walk from room to pool)
Earplugs (essential for the mechanical hum)
A ring light (the rooms are VERY dark)
ルームジニー
おすすめ
Penthouse Suite (wrap-around balcony, cinema screen)
Cave Room with Golf View (worth the upgrade for the balcony)
避けるべきお部屋
Standard Cave Rooms near the kitchen vents (ask to be away from the 'plant room')
Ground floor rooms near the reception/bar (high foot traffic)
ルームリクエストジニー – コピー&ペースト
“I am a light sleeper. Please assign a room on the top floor, as far away from the kitchen extraction fans and plant room as possible, to avoid the mechanical drone noise.”
FAQ と隠された便利な使い方
ご予約前に本当に知りたいことすべて
Is the pool worth it?
Barely. It's small, has no changing rooms, and feels more like a visual feature than a swimming spot.
Is it good for families?
Technically yes, but the vibe is very 'adults-only party'—dark corridors and loud music.
How much is the deposit?
They take a £150 pre-authorization on your card at check-in.
Can I bring my dog?
Yes, for a £50 fee per stay, but only in specific rooms.
Is there a dress code?
Smart casual. The crowd dresses up for dinner at Firepit.
Is parking free?
Yes, plenty of free self-parking on site.
インサイダー情報
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The 'Cowgirl Lounge' is often quieter than the main bar if you want a drink without the crowd.
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Order the 'feasting platter' at Firepit—it's the best value item on the menu.
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If you're a light sleeper, ask for a fan from reception to drown out the building noise.
行く前に知っておくべき5つのこと
💡The 'spa' is basically a glass box you walk past; everyone eating dinner can see you in your robe.
💡The lighting is so dim you might need your phone torch to find things in your suitcase.
💡There are no toilets in the pool area—you have to go back to your room or the lobby.
💡The 'golf resort' part feels separate; the hotel is very much its own enclosed bubble.
💡Room service adds a hefty tray charge, and the menu is limited compared to the restaurants.