如果以下情况适用,请预订 You want to detox in a crystal-quartz mountain sanctuary where 'wellness' means anti-inflammatory food, no TVs, and silence so deep you can hear a peacock screech.
为什么人们喜欢它
Vida Mia Spa's Ayurvedic treatments and crystal healing therapies
Anti-inflammatory, farm-to-table cuisine that actually tastes gourmet
Stunning views of the Nicoya Peninsula and Pacific Ocean from high elevation
快速了解: A serious wellness boot camp disguised as a luxury hotel—come here to heal, not to party.
@mariongrant8386672 的评论: I stayed at this wellness haven in Costa Rica and it was the reset I didn't know I needed. The property is full of crystals and waterfalls, and I loved just wandering the trails. Finding the swings in the forest was a highlight—pure magic.
住过这里的客人说
The hype
Reviewers universally praise the 'heaven on earth' views and the transformative spa, but some find the price of excursions and transport steep.
Reality check
The 'peacock' resident is beautiful but can be a noisy nightmare at 4 AM if he decides to camp out on your balcony.
You are serious about detox, yoga, and clean eating
You want a vacation where you lose weight rather than gain it
You appreciate silence and being disconnected from the news cycle
清洁与维护
9.5
Housekeeping: Impeccable daily service with turndown; guests consistently rate it 10/10.
Bathroom hygiene: Spotless, modern bathrooms. Some feature glass-walled tubs with views.
Maintenance: Excellent condition, though the high humidity requires constant upkeep which they seem to manage well.
Linens & towels: High-quality, organic cotton linens and robes.
Odors & scents: Smells like lemongrass and fresh mountain air; no musty odors reported.
睡眠质量™
8.5安静
安静
0-4嘈杂
4-7.5中等
7.5-10安静
Resident peacocks (can be loud at night)
High winds rattling windows during storm season
预订前须知
须知事项
Alcohol is available (organic wines/cocktails) but corkage is $30 if you bring your own.
The road up is paved but steep and winding; arrange a transfer if you're nervous about driving.
WhatsApp is the primary mode of communication with the front desk.
行李打包清单
Yoga clothes (you will live in them)
A good book (remember, no TV)
Light jacket or wrap (it gets cool at night due to elevation)
房间精灵
最佳选择
Mandarina (Premium Room) for incredible views and a hanging chair on the balcony
Guanabana or Guapinol (Deluxe Rooms) for a private, 'tucked away' feel
Santosha Luxury Lofts for floor-to-ceiling windows and proximity to the gym/spa
需要避免的房间
Rooms directly near the main kitchen if you are sensitive to early morning prep noise
Lower-level garden rooms if you want the expansive ocean views
房间请求精灵 – 复制并粘贴
“I am looking for a quiet sanctuary with a view. If possible, please assign a room on the upper level away from the main walkway, like Mandarina, to avoid foot traffic and maximize the mountain vista.”
常见问题和隐藏提示
预订前您真正想了解的一切。
Is the food strictly vegan?
No, but it is anti-inflammatory, dairy-free, and grain-free. You can get chicken and fish, but don't expect heavy meats or processed carbs.
Is there a gym?
Yes, the Santosha Wellness Club is a state-of-the-art gym open 6 AM - 10 PM with great views.
Can I bring my kids?
No, the resort is strictly 16+ to maintain the quiet atmosphere.
Is there air conditioning?
Yes, all rooms have A/C, though the mountain breeze often makes it unnecessary.
How far is it from the airport?
About 45 minutes from San Jose (SJO) airport, depending on traffic.
Is there a resort fee?
No specific daily resort fee found, but taxes and service charges are significant on the final bill.
内部人士建议
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Book spa treatments *before* you arrive; they sell out fast.
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The 'Crystal Room' is a unique spot for meditation that many guests miss.
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Ask for the 'Tarzan and Jane' Gin & Tonic at the bar—it's a signature.
出发前需要了解的5件事
💡The 'peacock alarm clock' is real—bring earplugs just in case.
💡You might actually go through withdrawal from sugar/caffeine/screens for the first 24 hours.
💡The 'thin walls' mentioned in reviews are more about the open-air design letting nature sounds in than hearing neighbors.
💡The drive up the mountain is an adventure in itself—steep and winding.
💡You can hike to a gold mine waterfall directly from the property.
本地指南
地图
查看The Retreat Costa Rica - Wellness Resort & Spa的位置及周边信息。