Book this if You want to roleplay a 1950s Hollywood starlet in a design-obsessed, adults-only sanctuary.
Why People Love It
Immersive themed rooms (Elvis, Marilyn, Rat Pack) that feel like movie sets
Bar Valerie: A speakeasy-style lounge with killer cocktails and live jazz
Intimate, private vibe with only 9 rooms and a 24-hour heated pool
Quick Take: It’s less of a hotel and more of a curated mid-century time capsule where you're paying for the aesthetic as much as the bed.
Reviewed by @theboutiqueadventurer: I’m obsessed with the details here! Staying in the Lucy suite felt like stepping onto a movie set, and the pool area has the most incredible mountain backdrop. You need to book this before everyone else finds out about it.
Guest Who Stayed Here Said
The hype
Travelers are obsessed with the 'immaculate' design and the 'home away from home' service from staff like Lulu.
Reality check
You might hear the live music from Bar Valerie in your room on weekend nights, though most find it adds to the ambiance rather than disturbing sleep.
You live for Instagrammable mid-century modern aesthetics
You prefer a small, personalized guesthouse vibe over big resorts
You want a pool that's open 24/7 for midnight dips
Cleanliness & Maintenance
9.5
Housekeeping: Daily service is thorough; guests consistently describe the property as 'immaculate' and 'pristine'.
Bathroom hygiene: Sparkling. Rainfall showers are well-maintained with no reports of mold or grime.
Maintenance: Recently renovated (Dec 2023), so fixtures, paint, and furniture are in top-tier condition.
Linens & towels: Egyptian cotton sheets and memory foam beds; towels are fresh and plentiful.
Odors & scents: Fresh and neutral; no 'old hotel' mustiness reported.
Sleepability™
8SILENT
SILENT
0-4LOUD
4-7.5MODERATE
7.5-10SILENT
Live jazz/music from Bar Valerie on weekends (ends reasonably early)
Pool noise if guests are late-night swimming (24-hour pool access)
Before you book
Good to know
Check-in is 4:00 PM; Check-out is 11:00 AM.
A $100 refundable security deposit is required upon arrival.
The hotel is cashless; bring credit/debit cards for everything.
What to pack
Your best retro swimwear (the pool is the main stage)
Earplugs (just in case the jazz lounge is hopping)
A robe or cover-up (to go from room to pool comfortably)
Room Genie
Best picks
Liberace Room: Cited by guests as 'solid and quiet' with a divine bed
Honeymoon Suite (Elvis): For the most immersive theme experience (jukebox fridge, yellow/black tiles)
Presidential Estate (Marilyn): Most spacious, features a kitchenette and vanity
Rooms to avoid
Rooms directly adjacent to Bar Valerie if you are an extremely light sleeper and go to bed before 10pm on weekends
Room Request Genie – copy & paste
“I'm celebrating a special occasion and would love one of the quieter suites away from the immediate entrance of Bar Valerie, like the Liberace room if available.”
FAQ & Hidden tips
Everything you actually want to know before you book.
Is there a resort fee?
Yes, and it's steep: $30 per person, per night (not per room).
Is the pool heated?
Yes, the outdoor pool is heated and open 24 hours a day.
Can I bring my dog?
Yes, dogs under 50lbs are allowed (limit 2) for a $100 cleaning fee per stay, but they can't be near the pool.
Is breakfast included?
Technically yes, but it's a light continental spread (coffee, pastries, fruit), not a full hot breakfast.
Is there parking?
Yes, free self-parking is available on-site.
Is it walkable to downtown?
It's in the Uptown Design District; walkable to some shops/dining (Billy Reed's, etc.), but a 20-30 min walk or short Uber to the main downtown strip.
Insider Tips
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The 'Bar Valerie' often hosts local talent that rivals paid venues—grab a seat early.
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You can text the staff for almost anything; the service is hyper-personalized.
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The pool has 'adult-sized rubber ducks' for photos—don't be shy.
5 things to know before you go
💡The 'resort fee' pricing model (per person) is unusual and can double the fee for couples.
💡The 'kitchenette' in some suites is more of a wet bar—don't plan on cooking a 3-course meal.
💡The hotel was formerly 'La Posada' before its ultra-luxe rebrand.
💡There are no elevators (it's a single-story property, so not a huge issue, but good to know).
💡The 'Playmate Suite' has red and black velvet decor that is... very specific to a certain taste.
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