The hype
Couples love the privacy and the views, but often underestimate the physical exertion required to get around.
Cocos Hotel - All Inclusive
$450-850/ night
Book this if You want a rustic-chic, adults-only escape where the 'room' is a private cottage on a cliff and you don't mind a calf workout to get to dinner.
Why People Love It
- Individual cottages ensure total privacy (no shared hallways)
- Outdoor showers with ocean views are a signature perk
- Two distinct beaches: one lively, one dead quiet
Quick Take: It’s not polished marble luxury; it’s 'sweating in a hammock with a rum punch' luxury, and the mosquitoes are part of the package.
Reviewed by @jervezlee._: I stayed in a Sunset Pool Cottage and it was pure magic. Waking up to that turquoise water and taking an outdoor shower under the palms was the highlight of our trip. If you want total privacy and romance, this is the spot.
Guest Who Stayed Here Said
Reality check
The 'private plunge pools' are unheated and can be freezing in the winter months.
- You hate hotel hallways and elevators
- You are okay with outdoor showers and nature sounds
- You want a romantic, low-key vibe without foam parties
Cleanliness & Maintenance
8.5
- Housekeeping: Daily service is reliable, but the open-air nature means dust and leaves can blow in quickly.
- Bathroom hygiene: Clean, but outdoor showers can accumulate leaves/sand. Grout is generally well-maintained.
- Maintenance: Rustic charm borders on 'worn' in places. Expect some peeling paint or weathered wood.
- Linens & towels: Fresh and clean, though beach towels can sometimes run out by midday.
- Odors & scents: Fresh sea breeze, occasional whiff of sulfur/swamp from the mangroves if the wind dies down.
Sleepability™
7.5SILENT
0-4LOUD
4-7.5MODERATE
7.5-10SILENT
- Tree frogs (very loud at night)
- Waves crashing (if near the water)
- Rain on the tin roofs
Before you book
Good to know
- Outlets are US-style (110V)
- Wifi is surprisingly good for the location
- There is a mandatory Tourism Guest Levy of $5 USD per person/night payable at check-in
What to pack
- High-strength DEET bug spray (resort provides some, but bring your own)
- Comfortable walking shoes (heels are a death trap on the paths)
- Tablet/Kindle (no TVs in rooms)
Room Genie
Best picks
- Sunset Pool Cottages (highest on the hill, best views, private pool)
- Beach Front Pool Cottage (direct beach access, rare for this property)
Rooms to avoid
- Standard Cottages near the reception if you want total seclusion (less privacy)
- Cottages at the very top if you aren't prepared for the hike
Room Request Genie – copy & paste
“Request a 'Sunset View' cottage as high up as possible for the best privacy, or a unit on the 'Jolly Beach' side for a quieter atmosphere away from the main bar.”
FAQ & Hidden tips
Everything you actually want to know before you book.
Is the pool heated?
No, and the private plunge pools can feel quite cold, especially December through March.
Is the food actually good?
Yes, it's a la carte (no buffet troughs), with a focus on fresh local seafood. Portions can be small, so order two appetizers.
Can I walk to other restaurants?
Yes, 'The Nest' is on the beach, and 'Sheer Rocks' and 'Dennis Cocktail Bar' are a short walk away.
Is there a gym?
No. The steep hills to your room are the gym.
Are drinks included?
Yes, top-shelf liquor and cocktails are included. Wine selection is decent but not sommelier-level.
How bad are the bugs?
Manageable with spray, but they are present. The outdoor showers and open-air dining mean you will encounter them.
Insider Tips
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The 'Sunset' side has better views but less breeze; the 'Jolly Beach' side is windier (fewer bugs).
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You can order a 'floating breakfast' in your plunge pool for an extra fee.
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Walk to 'Sheer Rocks' for lunch—it's one of the best restaurants on the island and practically next door.
5 things to know before you go
💡The 'outdoor shower' is the ONLY shower in most cottages—hope you like bathing with geckos.
💡The beach vendors on Valley Church Beach can be pushy; the hotel side is quieter.
💡Room service incurs a $20 delivery fee despite the all-inclusive tag.
💡The 'Standard' cottages have very limited views compared to the website photos.
💡There is no entertainment team dragging you to water aerobics; you are left alone.
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