The new 'Mary Poppins' room renovations finally match the price tag
Lobby atmosphere is unmatched with live piano and the new 'The Perch' bar
Quick Take: It’s the most expensive hotel at Disney World, but you're paying for the zip code, not soundproof walls.
Reviewed by @Raptoradventures: I stayed in this outer building room and was blown away. The vaulted ceilings made it feel huge, but that balcony view of the castle? Absolutely worth the splurge for the fireworks alone.
Guest Who Stayed Here Said
The hype
Guests are relieved the rooms finally feel 'luxury' after the renovations, but many question if the service justifies the $1k/night rate.
Reality check
The 'resort view' often means looking at a monorail beam or a service road, not the lush gardens you imagined.
You have a stroller and want to roll directly onto the monorail or walking path
You prioritize dining: Citricos, Narcoossee's, and Victoria & Albert's are all on-site
You want a 'resort' feel that isn't screaming cartoon characters in your face
Cleanliness & Maintenance
8
Housekeeping: Generally reliable daily service, though late afternoon cleanings (3-4pm) are a common complaint.
Bathroom hygiene: Sparkling. The renovations replaced old grout with clean lines and glass showers.
Maintenance: Good, but watch for 'sun-faded trash' on the shoreline and spider webs on outer building balconies.
Linens & towels: High quality, crisp, and plentiful. No complaints here.
Odors & scents: The signature 'Green Clover and Aloe' scent is back in the lobby, masking any old-building mustiness.
Sleepability™
7.5SILENT
SILENT
0-4LOUD
4-7.5MODERATE
7.5-10SILENT
Fireworks explosions (nightly)
Boat horns from the Seven Seas Lagoon
Hallway noise due to large gaps under doors
Before you book
Good to know
Valet parking is ~$42/night, but self-parking is now FREE for guests.
The walking path to Magic Kingdom is a game-changer for avoiding monorail lines at closing.
You can watch the Electric Water Pageant from the boat dock at ~9:15 PM.
What to pack
White noise machine (essential for thin walls)
Dressier clothes if you plan to hit the Enchanted Rose or Citricos
Room Genie
Best picks
Big Pine Key (Resort Studios): Closest to the main building and pools, recently renovated.
Top floor 'Dormer' rooms: Smaller balconies, but vaulted ceilings and no neighbors above you.
Rooms to avoid
Conch Key rooms facing the marina: The boat horn will become your alarm clock.
Ground floor rooms near the main pool: Zero privacy and constant foot traffic.
Room Request Genie – copy & paste
“Request a top-floor dormer room in Big Pine Key or Boca Chica for minimized overhead noise and better views.”
FAQ & Hidden tips
Everything you actually want to know before you book.
Is the construction finally done?
Mostly yes. The lobby overhaul is complete with the new 'The Perch' bar, and room renovations are finished. The Garden View Tea Room reopens March 2026.
Can I walk to Magic Kingdom?
Yes, it's a pleasant 15-20 minute walk on a dedicated paved path. Highly recommended for rope drop.
Is the pool heated?
Yes, both the Courtyard Pool and Beach Pool are heated to ~82°F year-round.
Does the monorail go to Epcot?
Not directly. You take the monorail one stop to the TTC, then transfer to the Epcot line. Allow 45+ minutes.
Are the rooms really 'new'?
Yes, the 'Mary Poppins' refurbishment replaced flooring, furniture, and soft goods. They feel significantly fresher than the old floral rooms.
Is there a resort fee?
No. As a Disney-owned hotel, there are no hidden resort fees added to the nightly rate.
Insider Tips
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The second-floor balconies in the main lobby are often empty and offer a great view of the band/pianist below.
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You can order the full Citricos menu from the Citricos Lounge without a reservation (walk-up only).
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Watch the fireworks from the boat dock near Narcoossee's—they pipe in the music and it's never crowded.
5 things to know before you go
💡The 'Resort Studios' in Big Pine Key are technically DVC rooms but bookable with cash—they are often cheaper and nicer than standard rooms.
💡Balconies on the 'dormer' (top) floors are significantly smaller and enclosed, limiting your view.
💡The boat to Magic Kingdom can sometimes be faster than the monorail if the line is backed up to the second floor.
💡You can see the Magic Kingdom fireworks from the bed in many Theme Park View rooms, but the sound is loud.
💡Room service (private dining) is one of the few on property that still offers a full hot menu, not just pizza.
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