Book this if You want the Trump brand of luxury without the stiffness—think family-friendly chaos, kitchenettes in every room, and a pool deck that feels like a community center.
Washer/dryers in Junior Suites and up (a lifesaver for families)
Direct beach access with a surprisingly relaxed, unpretentious vibe
Planet Kids club is included in the resort fee, not an extra $100/day charge
Quick Take: It’s a glorified high-end condo complex where the housekeeping is hit-or-miss and the walls are thin enough to hear your neighbor’s late-night decisions.
Reviewed by @kddtravel: I stayed in this suite and honestly, the ocean view from the balcony is unreal. The room is super spacious, and having a kitchenette made our mornings so much easier. It’s the perfect spot if you want luxury without feeling cramped. Highly recommend requesting a high floor!
Guest Who Stayed Here Said
The hype
Families love the space and the kitchenettes, but everyone hates the elevators and the nickel-and-diming.
Reality check
You aren't getting white-glove 5-star service here; you're getting a nice apartment on the beach with a very expensive parking spot.
You are traveling with messy kids and need a washer/dryer
You prefer a 'condo' feel over a stuffy hotel room
You want a great pool deck with waterfalls and grottoes
Cleanliness & Maintenance
6.5
Housekeeping: Inconsistent. Frequent complaints about missed days and rushed service.
Bathroom hygiene: Generally okay, but watch for hair in drawers and worn grout.
Maintenance: Aging. Carpets in hallways are often described as stained or worn.
Linens & towels: Standard hotel quality, nothing plush. sometimes scarce at the pool.
Odors & scents: Lobby smells heavily perfumed to mask humidity/age.
Sleepability™
6MODERATE
MODERATE
0-4LOUD
4-7.5MODERATE
7.5-10SILENT
Thin connecting doors between rooms
Hallway noise from tile floors
Road noise from Collins Ave on lower west-facing floors
Before you book
Good to know
The 'Planet Kids' club is included in your resort fee (ages 4-12).
There is a strip mall directly across the street with a Starbucks, CVS, and casual food if you want to skip hotel prices.
Beach chairs are included, but umbrellas might cost extra depending on your package.
What to pack
Laundry detergent pods (for the in-unit machine)
Earplugs (non-negotiable)
Grocery staples (to use the kitchenette and save on breakfast)
Room Genie
Best picks
Junior Suite or higher (for the in-unit washer/dryer)
Oceanfront One-Bedroom Suite (for the wrap-around views)
Rooms to avoid
Rooms near the service elevators (noisy)
West-facing rooms on floors 5-10 (view of the strip mall and road noise)
Room Request Genie – copy & paste
“I am requesting a high-floor room (20th floor+) facing the Ocean, away from the service elevators and connecting doors.”
FAQ & Hidden tips
Everything you actually want to know before you book.
Is the pool heated?
Yes, both the grotto pool and the lap pool are heated.
Can I walk to South Beach from here?
Absolutely not. It's a 30-45 minute Uber ride depending on traffic.
Is there a resort fee?
Yes, $50.85 per night, taxable.
Do the rooms have balconies?
Yes, almost every room has a private balcony.
Is it pet friendly?
Yes, up to two dogs (40 lbs max) for a $25/day fee.
What is the check-in/out time?
Check-in at 4:00 PM, Check-out at 11:00 AM.
Insider Tips
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Walk across the street to the plaza for 'Porterhouse Bar & Grill' or 'Matula’s' for normal-priced food.
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The 'lap pool' is usually much quieter than the main grotto pool if you want to escape the kids.
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Ask for a 'microwave' if your standard room doesn't have one—they are standard in suites but hit-or-miss in basic rooms.
5 things to know before you go
💡The elevators can be a nightmare during peak times (15+ minute waits).
💡The 'kitchenette' in standard rooms is basically a wet bar; you need a suite for a real kitchen.
💡You have to wear a wristband to access the pool and beach.
💡The hotel has a history of pool closures due to health inspections (2018), though recent reports are cleaner.
💡There is active roadwork and construction on Collins Ave (near 178th St) that can cause traffic jams getting in and out.
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