The hype
Travelers obsess over the free open bar and snacks, calling it the best value-add in Paris.
Hotel 34B - Astotel
$150-250/ night
Book this if You want a quirky, high-value home base in the 9th with free snacks and a minibar that actually stays free.
Why People Love It
- The 'Astotour' perk: stop at any of their 16 Paris hotels for free snacks and pee breaks
- Free in-room minibar stocked daily with water, juice, and sodas
- Surprisingly quiet courtyard rooms despite the buzzing Grands Boulevards location
Quick Take: A cheeky, patriotic 3-star that trades luxury polish for free Oreos and a unbeatable location.
Reviewed by @Voyascape: I stayed at this spot and honestly, the value is unbeatable for Paris. The free minibar and the ability to grab free snacks at any sister hotel while sightseeing saved me so much money. Plus, waking up to that street view was pure magic.
Guest Who Stayed Here Said
Reality check
Some rooms are showing their age with scuffed paint and worn carpets that need a refresh.
- You love freebies (snacks, drinks, wifi)
- You want to walk to the Louvre and Galeries Lafayette
- You appreciate a design that doesn't take itself too seriously (French flag curtains!)
Cleanliness & Maintenance
8.5
- Housekeeping: Daily and reliable, though some guests note they could be more detailed with dusting.
- Bathroom hygiene: Generally sparkling, but watch for worn grout in older bathrooms.
- Maintenance: Good, though carpets in high-traffic areas are showing their age.
- Linens & towels: Clean and crisp, but towels can be on the thinner/scratchier side.
- Odors & scents: Neutral to fresh; no lingering smoke smells reported.
Sleepability™
7.5SILENT
0-4LOUD
4-7.5MODERATE
7.5-10SILENT
- Street cleaning trucks (street side, early AM)
- Service doors slamming (rooms near elevators)
Before you book
Good to know
- The 'Astotour' pass is digital—ask for the link at check-in
- Breakfast is ~€14 but often cheaper if booked in advance
- The elevator is small; fit your bags in first, then yourself
What to pack
- US-to-EU power adapter (plugs are standard Type E)
- Slippers (carpets are a bit worn in places)
Room Genie
Best picks
- Superior Double (Courtyard View) for silence and light
- Duplex Room for families (sleeps 4, split level)
Rooms to avoid
- Ground floor rooms near the lobby (noise)
- Rooms directly next to the service elevator
Room Request Genie – copy & paste
“I would love a room facing the inner courtyard on a high floor (3rd or above). Please ensure I am not directly next to the service elevator or housekeeping closet.”
FAQ & Hidden tips
Everything you actually want to know before you book.
Is the minibar really free?
Yes, 100%. Soft drinks, juice, and water are restocked daily for free. No alcohol.
Does the hotel have AC?
Yes, and it actually works—a rarity in Paris 3-star hotels.
Is the area safe at night?
Very. The 9th is lively with theaters and restaurants; you'll feel safe walking back late.
Can I leave my bags before check-in?
Yes, they have a secure luggage room for early arrivals or late departures.
Is there a gym?
Yes, a small fitness room and a sauna are available on-site.
How far is the metro?
Grands Boulevards (Lines 8 & 9) is a 2-minute walk away.
Insider Tips
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Skip the hotel breakfast at least once and go to 'Le Brébant' on the corner for people-watching.
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Use the Astotour perk to use the bathroom at other Astotels while sightseeing—cleaner than public toilets!
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The lobby snacks (pastries, fruit) are freshest around 3 PM.
5 things to know before you go
💡The 'French' theme is intense—expect tricolor pillows and Eiffel Tower motifs everywhere.
💡The sauna is a hidden gem in the basement that few guests actually use.
💡You can grab water bottles from the lobby fridge before heading out for the day.
💡The carpets in the hallways are trippy (literally optical illusions) and can be dizzying.
💡Housekeeping can be a bit loud in the corridors starting at 9 AM.
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