The hype
Great entertainment and surprisingly ambitious food for an all-inclusive, but the rooms smell musty and the crowds are overwhelming.
The Pyramid At Grand Oasis - All Inclusive
$180-300/ night
Book this if You want the spring break mega-resort energy of Grand Oasis but with better food, stronger drinks, and a room that doesn't look like a dorm.
Why People Love It
- Access to Benazuza and Black Hole, two of Cancun's most interesting culinary experiences
- The quarter-mile-long pool that winds through the entire property
- Daily lobby entertainment that rivals Cirque du Soleil in scale (and volume)
Quick Take: A lipstick-on-a-pig upgrade that gets you into better restaurants but can't hide the chaotic, aging bones of the massive complex it sits in.
Reviewed by @canada_hacks: We found a way to do Cancun on a budget without sacrificing the magic. The direct flight was super smooth, and swimming in those cenotes felt like a dream. If you want luxury vibes for less, this is exactly how to do it.
Guest Who Stayed Here Said
Reality check
You are paying for the 'Pyramid' bracelet to escape the Grand Oasis masses, but you still have to fight them for pool chairs and walk through the same crowded grounds.
- You prioritize nightlife and high-energy entertainment over quiet relaxation
- You are a foodie curious about molecular gastronomy (Benazuza) on a budget
- You don't mind a bustling, high-traffic resort atmosphere
Cleanliness & Maintenance
6
- Housekeeping: Inconsistent. Daily service happens, but deep cleaning (dusting high spots, under beds) is often missed.
- Bathroom hygiene: The biggest weak point. Frequent reports of mold in grout, slow-draining tubs, and lukewarm water pressure.
- Maintenance: Aging infrastructure is visible. Peeling paint, chipped tiles in the pool, and occasional sewage odors in outdoor corridors.
- Linens & towels: Towels can be scratchy and graying. Bed linens are generally clean but decorative pillows are suspect.
- Odors & scents: Musty/damp smell is common in rooms due to humidity; lobby smells of artificial fragrance to mask other odors.
Sleepability™
5MODERATE
0-4LOUD
4-7.5MODERATE
7.5-10SILENT
- Thumping bass from the nightly atrium shows (echoes up the pyramid structure)
- Hallway noise from late-night revelers returning from the clubs
Before you book
Good to know
- Reservations for top restaurants (Benazuza, Black Hole) must be made immediately upon arrival; they book up days in advance.
- The 'Environmental Sanitation Tax' is roughly $4.50 USD per room/night, payable at check-in.
- Dress codes are strictly enforced at dinner restaurants — men need long pants and closed-toe shoes.
What to pack
- DampRid or moisture absorbers (closets can be very musty)
- High-fidelity earplugs for sleeping during the lobby shows
- Insulated bubba keg/tumbler (bars are busy; fewer trips means more pool time)
Room Genie
Best picks
- Sian Ka'an Ocean Front (highest floors) for the best chance of a renovated room and less noise
- Ocean View rooms on the outer perimeter to avoid the 'echo chamber' effect of the atrium
Rooms to avoid
- Standard Pyramid rooms facing the atrium (interior view) — dark and incredibly loud
- Ground floor rooms near the pool — privacy is non-existent and humidity is higher
Room Request Genie – copy & paste
“I am requesting a room on a high floor (Level 5+) facing the OCEAN, not the atrium/lobby. I am a light sleeper and cannot be near the interior show area.”
FAQ & Hidden tips
Everything you actually want to know before you book.
Is the Smart Car rental actually free?
Technically yes, but the mandatory insurance is not. Expect to pay ~$8-15 USD per day, and availability is spotty.
Can I use the facilities at the regular Grand Oasis?
Yes, you have full access to everything at Grand Oasis, but they cannot enter your exclusive Pyramid restaurants or beach clubs.
Is the pool heated?
No, and because it's so long, some sections can get quite chilly in the winter months or if it's cloudy.
Is there a secret to getting dinner reservations?
Yes. Go to the concierge desk at 7:00 AM or use the resort app the second reservations open. Benazuza is the hardest to get.
Are the drinks watered down?
At the main swim-up bars, yes. Stick to the Pyramid-exclusive bars or the lobby bar for better pours and brand-name liquor.
Is it pet friendly?
No, pets are not allowed on the property.
Insider Tips
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The 'Black Hole' restaurant is a blind dining experience where you eat in total darkness — it's fun but skip it if you're a picky eater.
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Use the 'Sian Ka'an' beach club even if you aren't staying in that category if you can sneak in; the staff sometimes doesn't check bands if you look confident.
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The casino is the only one in the Hotel Zone, but the slots are tight and drinks aren't free while playing unless you're tipping heavily.
5 things to know before you go
💡The 'poop water' smell that occasionally wafts through the lower lobby and outdoor walkways near building 2.
💡The decorative pillows on the bed often smell like sweat from previous guests — throw them on the floor immediately.
💡You have to pay a 'dock tax' of ~$13 USD per person if you take the 'free' Captain Hook cruise included in some packages.
💡The wifi is capped at 2 devices per room, which is annoying for couples with phones and laptops.
💡There are no indoor showers for late check-out; you'll be rinsing off at the poolside outdoor showers.
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