The hype
Travelers adore the friendly staff and the 'goodie bag' at checkout, but everyone mentions how small the rooms are.
Mr Jordaan Hotel
$150-280/ noc
Zarezerwuj to, jeśli You want the quintessential Amsterdam canal house experience—creaky floors and all—without the party hostel vibe.
Dlaczego ludzie to uwielbiają
- Prime location on the quiet, picturesque Bloemgracht canal
- Free 24/7 fancy coffee machine and water station in the lobby
- Marie-Stella-Maris toiletries that smell like a Dutch spa
Szybki przegląd: A charming, spotless shoebox in the best neighborhood in town, provided you can handle steep stairs and thin walls.
Przejrzane przez @lilystravelss: I stayed at Mr. Jordaan and honestly, waking up to that canal view was magic. The room was super cozy, and grabbing a croissant before walking just 5 minutes to the Anne Frank House made exploring so easy. It felt like my own little Amsterdam apartment.
Goście, którzy tutaj przebywali, powiedzieli
Reality check
The 'Canal View' is worth the upgrade, but don't expect to open your suitcase fully on the floor in the standard rooms.
- You plan to spend 90% of your time exploring the Jordaan
- You appreciate free unlimited caffeine over a hotel gym
- You want a boutique feel that isn't a generic chain
Czystość i Konserwacja
9.3
- Housekeeping: Daily and meticulous. Reviews consistently praise the 'spotless' condition.
- Bathroom hygiene: Immaculate. Grout is white, glass is streak-free. No mold issues reported.
- Maintenance: Renovated in 2016 and kept fresh. Paint is crisp, though floorboards are naturally creaky due to age.
- Linens & towels: Crisp white linens and fluffy towels. No threadbare nonsense here.
- Odors & scents: Fresh signature scent in lobby; rooms smell neutral and clean.
Sleepability™
7.5CICHO
0-4GŁOŚNO
4-7.5UMIARKOWANIE
7.5-10CICHO
- Creaky floorboards from guests above
- Church bells from the nearby Westerkerk
- Hallway conversations due to thin doors
Zanim zarezerwujesz
Warto wiedzieć
- Breakfast is not always included; it's a buffet for approx €15-21
- No on-site parking; you'll need to park at Europarking Marnixstraat (10 min walk)
- They give you a jar of sweets or a goodie bag when you leave—save space in your carry-on
Co spakować
- Earplugs (essential for the thin walls)
- Slippers (floors can be cold and hard)
- Compact luggage (hauling a massive trunk up the stairs is a nightmare)
Room Genie
Najlepsze wybory
- Canal View Double (worth the splurge for the Bloemgracht outlook)
- Room 71 (Attic room) for character and rooftop views, though slanted ceilings apply
Pokoje do uniknięcia
- Happy Single rooms (unless you are strictly solo and minimalist)
- Ground floor rooms near the lobby (noise from check-ins and coffee machine users)
Room Request Genie – skopiuj i wklej
“I would love a room on a higher floor to minimize overhead foot traffic noise. If available, a Canal View room would be amazing. Please avoid rooms directly adjacent to the elevator shaft.”
FAQ i ukryte porady
Wszystko, co naprawdę chcesz wiedzieć, zanim zarezerwujesz.
Is there an elevator?
Yes, but it's small, slow, and doesn't reach every single landing. Expect to lift your bag up at least a few steps.
Is there air conditioning?
Yes, all rooms have AC, which is a rare luxury in historic Amsterdam canal houses.
How is the breakfast?
It's a continental buffet with fresh breads, smoked fish, and cheeses. Good quality, but many guests prefer local cafes nearby.
Can I store my luggage?
Yes, they have secure luggage storage if you arrive early or leave late.
Is it suitable for digital nomads?
The Wi-Fi is fast and the lobby has a communal table, but the rooms are too small for a proper ergonomic work setup.
How far is the Anne Frank House?
Literally a 5-minute walk around the corner.
Porady dla wtajemniczonych
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The lobby coffee machine also does hot chocolate and espresso—totally free, 24/7.
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Ask for a room at the back if you want to avoid the morning church bells.
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Rent a bike directly from the hotel or the shop next door to blend in with the locals.
5 rzeczy, które warto wiedzieć przed wyjazdem
💡The 'Happy Single' bed is sometimes pushed against a wall, making it feel like a bunk.
💡The stairs are steep enough to be considered a mild cardio workout.
💡The bathroom sinks in some rooms are tiny—barely big enough to wash your face.
💡You might get a 'room upgrade' to a canal view that is actually smaller than the standard room.
💡The lobby smells amazing thanks to the Marie-Stella-Maris home fragrance.
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