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The Londoner Hotel Sliema

Sliema, Malta
$150-250/ ночь

Смело бронируйте, если You want a modern, adults-only crash pad right on the Sliema promenade and plan to spend your days exploring, not sleeping in.

Почему людям нравится

  • Prime location directly on The Strand facing Valletta
  • Adults-only policy (18+) keeps the vibe grown-up
  • Walking distance to the ferry, buses, and endless dining

Краткий обзор: A stylish but noisy pub with rooms above it—bring earplugs and lower your housekeeping expectations.

Подтверждено @TheWonderingEnglishman: I requested a high floor but got stuck on floor 3. The noise was unbearable—kegs at 6:50 AM and thin ceilings meant I heard everything. Only stay here if you want to be in the middle of the action and don't mind the noise. Honest 3/10 from me.

Гости, которые останавливались здесь, говорят

The hype

Travelers love the sea views and the super-central location but are consistently let down by the noise levels and hit-or-miss cleaning.

Reality check

The 'boutique' aesthetic crumbles when you look closely at the details—peeling paint, dusty corners, and a breakfast that many skip for local cafes.

  • You are a heavy sleeper who stays out late
  • You prioritize a sea view balcony over quiet
  • You want to be steps from the Valletta ferry

Чистота и уход

6.5
  • Housekeeping: Inconsistent. Reports of missed days and superficial cleaning (dust under beds).
  • Bathroom hygiene: Hit or miss. Complaints about moldy grout and hair in drains are frequent enough to be concerning.
  • Maintenance: Wear and tear is visible. Peeling paint and leaky shower seals are common complaints.
  • Linens & towels: Generally acceptable, though some guests reported stained or worn towels.
  • Odors & scents: Lobby can smell of pub food/grease; some corridors have a musty or damp odor.

Sleepability™

4УМЕРЕННО
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7.5-10ТИХО
  • Thumping bass from The Londoner Pub downstairs
  • Street noise from The Strand promenade
  • Internal noise (footsteps, plumbing, voices) due to 'acoustic disaster' ceilings

Перед бронированием

Полезно знать

  • This is an adults-only property (18+)
  • There is NO on-site parking; you'll need to find a public garage or street spot
  • A credit card or cash deposit (approx. €100) is often required at check-in

Что взять с собой

  • High-quality earplugs (non-negotiable)
  • Shower shoes (just in case the grout looks suspect)
  • European power adapter (Type G - British style)

Генератор запросов

Лучший выбор

  • Executive Sea View (Floors 13-14) for the best chance of escaping the street noise and getting a killer view
  • Penthouse Suite (Floor 15) for a private terrace and hot tub

Номера, которых следует избегать

  • Floors 1-3 (directly above the pub)
  • Internal 'Comfort' rooms with no view (claustrophobic and dark)

Генератор запросов – просто скопируйте и вставьте в поле при бронировании

“I am a light sleeper. Please assign a room on the highest possible floor (10+), facing away from the pub speakers if possible.”

FAQ и советы

Всё, что вы действительно хотели бы знать перед бронированием.

Is there a pool at The Londoner Hotel Sliema?

No. There is no pool on-site. Guests are directed to a 'nearby' lido or beach club, which may have an entry fee.

Is breakfast included?

Usually yes, but it's served in the pub downstairs and reviews are mediocre. You might prefer a local cafe.

How bad is the noise really?

Bad. If you are on a lower floor, you will hear the pub. If you are on any floor, you might hear your neighbors. It is not a quiet hotel.

Is it close to Valletta?

Yes, the ferry terminal to Valletta is just a 5-minute walk across the street.

Does the hotel have a gym?

No. There is no fitness center on the property.

Can I bring my kids?

No, this is strictly an adults-only (18+) hotel.

Советы инсайдеров

  • ✨

    Skip the hotel breakfast and walk to 'Coffee & Strangers' for a proper specialty brew.

  • ✨

    The 'sea view' is worth the upgrade cost; the 'city view' often just looks at a concrete wall or alley.

  • ✨

    Don't rely on the 'airport shuttle' arranged by the hotel without comparing prices; Bolt or Uber is often cheaper.

5 вещей, которые нужно знать перед поездкой

  • 💡The 'rooftop pool' mentioned in some old articles is actually at their St. Julian's sister hotel, kilometers away.

  • 💡The shower design often floods the bathroom floor due to poor drainage.

  • 💡Housekeeping can be inconsistent—you might need to ask for fresh towels or toilet paper.

  • 💡The 'balcony' in lower-tier rooms might just be a standing-room-only ledge.

  • 💡You can hear the ferry horn from your room starting early in the morning.

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