De Vert et d'O

$215-250/ night

Book this if You want a silent, adults-only vineyard sanctuary where the host cooks better than most local restaurants.

Why People Love It

Philippe's legendary table d'hôtes dinners
Stunning views of Mont Ventoux from the pool
Total silence (except for the cicadas)

Quick Take: A hyper-curated B&B that feels more like staying with a wealthy, gourmet friend than a hotel.

Reviewed by @littlewanderingwren: I took Mr. Wren here for his birthday and it was the perfect quiet escape. We stayed in the Kintsugi room which is full of history and art. The best part was definitely soaking in our private jacuzzi looking out at the vineyards and Mount Ventoux.

Guest Who Stayed Here Said

The hype

Guests universally adore Philippe (the host) and the design, often citing the dinner as the highlight of their trip.

Reality check

The standard garden-view rooms (23m²) can feel tight for two people with large luggage.

You appreciate 'Kintsugi' design aesthetics (exposed walls, bronze joinery)
You want a pool with a view of Mont Ventoux
You prefer eating a high-end meal on-site rather than driving out

Cleanliness & Maintenance

9.5

Housekeeping: Impeccable. Guests consistently describe the property as 'spotless' and 'pristine'.
Bathroom hygiene: Modern, renovated bathrooms with no reports of mold or grime.
Maintenance: Recently renovated (2023/2024); everything is new and functioning perfectly.
Linens & towels: High-quality cotton gauze bedding and fresh pool towels provided.
Odors & scents: Neutral and fresh; no musty old-farmhouse smells.

Sleepability™

8.5SILENT

SILENT

0-4LOUD

4-7.5MODERATE

7.5-10SILENT

Cicadas (summer)
Vineyard frost turbines (rare, April nights only)

Before you book

Good to know

Check-in is strict: 4:00 PM to 7:30 PM.
Dinner (Table d'Hôtes) is not every night; book in advance (€39/pp).
On non-dinner nights, you can order a 'Planche Gourmande' (cheese/charcuterie) for €25.

What to pack

Mosquito repellent (vineyard location = bugs)
Pool slides (the deck gets hot)
Cash for small local purchases (though the hotel takes cards)

Room Genie

Best picks

Chambre 'Vue sur Piscine' (30m²) — significantly larger than others, with direct pool access.
Chambre 'Kintsugi' — for the unique 'trash wall' artistic design.

Rooms to avoid

Standard 'Vue sur Jardin' (23m²) if you are claustrophobic or have 2+ large suitcases.

Room Request Genie – copy & paste

“Bonjour Philippe, we are looking forward to our stay. If available, we would prefer the 'Vue sur Piscine' room for the extra space. We are also interested in reserving the Table d'Hôtes dinner for our first night.”

FAQ & Hidden tips

Everything you actually want to know before you book.

Is breakfast included?

Yes, a continental breakfast with local pastries, fruit, and homemade jams is included in the rate.

Can I bring my dog?

No, pets are strictly not accepted.

Is the pool heated?

No, it's an outdoor pool open May-Sept; guests note it can be 'refreshing' (cold) in early season.

How far is the nearest restaurant?

L'Auberge du Petit Bistrot is 2.4km away in Vinsobres village (5 min drive).

Is there a gym?

No gym, but plenty of jogging trails through the vineyards.

Do I need a car?

Yes, absolutely. Taxis/Ubers are non-existent in this rural area.

Insider Tips

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Ask Philippe about the 'Trash Walls' in the Kintsugi room — it's a deliberate design choice, not unfinished renovation.
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The local soap in the bathroom is from Nyons; you can buy more at the soap factory 15 mins away.
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Book the 'Planche Gourmande' for a sunset picnic by the pool if you don't want a full sit-down dinner.

5 things to know before you go

💡The WiFi is Starlink satellite, which is better than DSL but can jitter during storms.
💡The 'Adults Only' rule is strictly enforced (16+), making the pool area dead silent.
💡There is no 24-hour reception; late arrivals are difficult to coordinate.
💡The shower pressure is excellent, but the bathroom layout in smaller rooms is compact.
💡You are literally surrounded by vines; during harvest (Sept), expect some agricultural activity nearby.

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