Book this if You are young, wealthy, and want to party from sunrise to 4 AM at Dubai's most Instagrammable beach club.
Why People Love It
Vibrant beach club and rooftop parties
Stunning Dubai Marina skyline views
Massive array of high-end dining options
Quick Take: It is a high-energy nightclub that happens to have beds, so do not expect a peaceful night's sleep.
Reviewed by @serennetravel: I stayed at the Five Palm Jumeirah and my balcony was incredible. I had my own private sun loungers, so I could soak up the sun while watching the vibrant pool club below. The ocean view from up there is absolutely stunning. Best trip ever!
Guest Who Stayed Here Said
The hype
An incredibly beautiful, trendy property with amazing food and a non-stop party atmosphere.
Reality check
The noise levels are unbearable if you actually want to sleep, and the service can be dismissive if you aren't a young VIP.
You want to be seen and take Instagram photos
You love day drinking at beach clubs
You plan to stay out until 4 AM anyway
Cleanliness & Maintenance
5.5
Housekeeping: Inconsistent; some praise spotless daily cleaning, while others report dirty dishes left behind and missed spots.
Bathroom hygiene: Hit or miss. Several guests reported mold on tub grout, black stains, and leaking showers.
Maintenance: Showing signs of heavy wear from the party crowd, including peeling paint, damp walls, and broken plugs.
Linens & towels: Generally high-quality Egyptian cotton, but some guests complain about extremely high, uncomfortable pillows.
Odors & scents: The lobby smells wonderful, but some rooms suffer from a musty, damp odor.
Sleepability™
2LOUD
LOUD
0-4LOUD
4-7.5MODERATE
7.5-10SILENT
The Penthouse rooftop club
Bohemia Beach Club parties
Hallway noise from late-night revelers
Before you book
Good to know
There is a 500 AED per night deposit required at check-in.
Breakfast is not included and costs around 124 AED per person.
Valet parking is free for guests, but non-guests must spend 100 AED to validate.
What to pack
Earplugs or noise-canceling headphones to survive the 4 AM bass.
Your best designer swimwear for the Bohemia Beach Club.
Extra budget for the high-priced drinks and mandatory deposits.
Room Genie
Best picks
4-Bedroom Penthouse Duplex with Pool for ultimate group luxury
High-floor Marina view rooms to minimize ground-level club noise
Rooms to avoid
Lower floor rooms near the beach club or 1st-floor discos
Rooms facing the Golden Mile due to street noise
Room Request Genie – copy & paste
“I am requesting a room on the highest possible floor, facing away from the beach club and The Penthouse, to minimize nighttime bass and music noise.”
FAQ & Hidden tips
Everything you actually want to know before you book.
Is FIVE Palm Jumeirah family-friendly?
No. Despite having a kids' pool, the constant partying, loud music, and adult-oriented crowd make it unsuitable for children.
Do the rooms have private pools?
Some do. The suites, penthouses, and beach villas feature private pools or jacuzzis, but standard rooms do not.
How much is the breakfast buffet?
The breakfast buffet is not included in standard rates and costs approximately 124 AED for adults.
Are there hidden fees?
Yes, expect a 20 AED per bedroom nightly tourism fee and a hefty 500 AED per night security deposit.
Is the hotel actually loud?
Yes, extremely. Multiple reviews cite thumping bass and club noise lasting until 3 or 4 AM every night.
Can I walk to other attractions?
You can walk to the Palm West Beach and Palm Jumeirah Mall, but you will need a taxi or the Monorail to reach mainland Dubai.
Insider Tips
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Book a table at Cinque for incredible Michelin-recognized Italian food.
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Use the free valet parking, but be prepared for a wait during peak party hours.
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Escape the hotel noise by taking the Palm Monorail to explore the quieter parts of the island.
5 things to know before you go
💡The water pressure in the showers can be wildly inconsistent.
💡Waitstaff at the pool often prioritize younger, VIP-looking guests over others.
💡The hotel uses 100% green electricity and holds a LEED Platinum certificate.
💡There are frequent complaints about moldy grout and black stains in the bathrooms.
💡The spa features sci-fi-looking cubed treatment pods suspended above the main area.
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