The hype
Guests are obsessed with the size of the rooms and the breakfast buffet, but many find the dinner options overpriced and underwhelming.
Grand Miramar All Luxury Suites & Residences
$180-350/ night
Book this if You want the best views in Puerto Vallarta and prefer sipping wine in a quiet infinity pool over the chaotic energy of the Zona Romántica.
Why People Love It
- Panoramic views of Banderas Bay that are genuinely unmatched
- Suites are massive (starting around 900 sq ft) with full kitchens and huge balconies
- The adults-only rooftop infinity pool is a dead-silent sanctuary
Quick Take: You are stranded on a very steep hill, so accept that you will be taking a $5 Uber every time you want to leave the property.
Reviewed by @Tonyasachika: I spent my entire afternoon floating in this infinity pool and honestly, I've never felt more relaxed. The ocean views are endless, and nobody bothered me for hours. It’s the ultimate spot to just disconnect from everything and recharge.
Guest Who Stayed Here Said
Reality check
The 'free shuttle' to town has a very limited schedule (often just one drop-off at 11 AM), forcing you to rely on taxis or Uber.
- You need a quiet place to sleep but want to be near the action
- You love having a kitchen and living room in your hotel suite
- You are a sunset chaser who prioritizes a balcony with a view
Cleanliness & Maintenance
9.2
- Housekeeping: Daily service is thorough; guests consistently report 'fresh' and 'spotless' rooms.
- Bathroom hygiene: Immaculate marble bathrooms; jacuzzi tubs are kept clean with no reported grime issues.
- Maintenance: Excellent condition; the property feels new and well-cared for, unlike many older PV resorts.
- Linens & towels: High-quality, crisp white linens and plush towels.
- Odors & scents: Lobby smells of fresh flowers; rooms are neutral with no musty 'tropical' dampness.
Sleepability™
8SILENT
0-4LOUD
4-7.5MODERATE
7.5-10SILENT
- Echoing voices in the corridors
- Occasional fireworks from town (distant)
Before you book
Good to know
- Uber is reliable and cheap (~$5-7 USD to Old Town), so don't stress about the shuttle.
- The hotel places a $200+ hold on your card for incidentals, which can take days to release.
- Breakfast at Cielito Lindo is often included in rates and is excellent; dinner is skippable.
What to pack
- Dramamine if you get motion sickness (the taxi ride up the hill is winding)
- US dollars for tips (staff prefer cash over card tips)
Room Genie
Best picks
- Grand Junior Suite Corner Balcony (Floors 7-9) for the widest panoramic views
- Master Suite if you want a private outdoor jacuzzi on your balcony
Rooms to avoid
- Lower floor rooms (Floors 1-3) which may have obstructed views due to vegetation
- Rooms near the elevator banks if you are a light sleeper
Room Request Genie – copy & paste
“I would appreciate a room on a high floor (7th or above) to maximize the bay view. If available, a 'Corner' unit would be preferred for the extra privacy. Please ensure the room is away from the elevator bank.”
FAQ & Hidden tips
Everything you actually want to know before you book.
Is this an adults-only hotel?
Technically no, but it feels like one. There are two adults-only pools (including the main rooftop one), and no special amenities for kids.
How far is the beach?
About 5 minutes by car. You cannot easily walk it. The hotel offers a shuttle to a partner beach club, but it's not on-site.
Is the pool heated?
Yes, the pools are heated, which is crucial during the cooler winter mornings.
Is there a resort fee?
Yes, expect a resort fee of around $15-20 USD per night collected at check-in.
Can I order Uber to the lobby?
Yes, Ubers come right to the front gate. It is the best way to get around.
Do the rooms have kitchens?
Most suites have at least a kitchenette with a microwave and fridge; larger suites have full kitchens with granite countertops.
Insider Tips
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The 'Gin Joint' on the rooftop has the best sunset view in the entire city—go there for a drink even if you don't eat dinner there.
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Ask the concierge to book you a table at 'La Palapa' for a beach dinner since the on-site dinner is just okay.
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There is a small convenience store on-site, but it's pricey. Stock up on water and snacks at an OXXO in town before heading up the hill.
5 things to know before you go
💡The 'walk' to the beach is actually a dangerous trek down a steep, winding road with no shoulder.
💡The WiFi can be spotty in the far corners of the massive suites.
💡You might see iguanas sunbathing near the lower pools (they are harmless).
💡Room service burgers are surprisingly good compared to the fancy dinner menu.
💡The elevators can be slow during peak breakfast hours.
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