Book this if You want to be in the absolute epicenter of Williamsburg cool, don't mind a small room, and prioritize a buzzing lobby scene over silence.
Laser Wolf on the roof is one of NYC's hardest tables to book (and guests get priority access)
The 'Flexy Time' policy lets you check in/out whenever you want for free (if booked direct)
Floor-to-ceiling windows with killer Manhattan skyline views in the upgraded rooms
Quick Take: A glorified dormitory for the well-heeled creative class where the lobby is a runway and the rooms are merely crash pads.
Reviewed by @ginagoesto: I honestly didn't want to leave the lobby—it's such a vibe for getting work done. My room was cozy but had everything I needed, and that view of the city made waking up early totally worth it. It really feels like you're living in Brooklyn, not just visiting.
Guest Who Stayed Here Said
The hype
Travelers love the vibe, the views, and the food, but consistently lament the shoebox-sized rooms.
Reality check
You are paying for the location and the scene, not square footage or peace and quiet.
You thrive on energy and want a hotel that feels like a social club
You plan to spend most of your time exploring Brooklyn and just need a stylish bed
You are a foodie dying to try Laser Wolf and K'Far without the hassle
Cleanliness & Maintenance
8.8
Housekeeping: Daily service is standard. Generally reliable, though occasional 'missed spot' complaints exist.
Bathroom hygiene: Usually sparkling. Grout and tile are well-maintained.
Maintenance: Good condition, though some wear and tear on furniture in high-traffic rooms.
Linens & towels: Fresh and crisp, though not ultra-luxury thread count.
Odors & scents: Lobby smells amazing (coffee/food); rooms are generally neutral/fresh.
Sleepability™
6.5MODERATE
MODERATE
0-4LOUD
4-7.5MODERATE
7.5-10SILENT
Lobby buzz traveling up
Thin walls between rooms
Street noise on lower floors
Before you book
Good to know
Book directly on their site 72h in advance to get 'Flexy Time' (check in/out whenever)
There is no destination fee, but a $50/night incidental deposit is taken
Laser Wolf reservations open 21 days in advance—set an alarm
What to pack
Earplugs (essential for light sleepers)
A smaller suitcase (carry-on preferred due to room size)
Your best 'casual chic' outfits for the lobby and rooftop
Room Genie
Best picks
Cosy Manhattan View (worth the upgrade for the skyline vista)
Roomy (the only option if you need space to open a suitcase properly)
Rooms to avoid
Cosy rooms on lower floors facing the street (noise + lack of privacy)
Rooms near the elevator (noise bleed)
Room Request Genie – copy & paste
“I'd love a room on a high floor facing Manhattan if possible. I'm a light sleeper, so away from the elevators and any rooftop bar noise would be amazing.”
FAQ & Hidden tips
Everything you actually want to know before you book.
Is there a gym?
No. They offer a $30 day pass to Chalk Gym, which is a 5-minute walk away.
Is there a pool?
No pool on-site, despite the rooftop vibes.
How small are the rooms really?
Small. The 'Cosy' rooms are about 170 sq ft. The bed often touches three walls.
Can I get into Laser Wolf if I stay there?
It helps, but it's not guaranteed. Guests sometimes get priority or room service options, but booking ahead is safer.
Is it good for working?
Yes, the lobby is a massive co-working space by day, but it gets crowded and competitive for outlets.
Is breakfast included?
No. You can buy a 'breakfast bag' for $5 or eat at K'Far in the lobby (à la carte).
Insider Tips
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The 'breakfast bag' ($5) is just a banana, OJ, and granola—skip it and go to a local bakery.
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Ask for a 'Hox Survival Guide' at check-in for curated local maps.
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If you arrive early without Flexy Time, they will store your bags, but the luggage room can get chaotic.
5 things to know before you go
💡The bathroom doors in some rooms are semi-transparent or sliding glass—zero privacy.
💡The 'Manhattan View' rooms often look over a lot of industrial rooftops before you see the skyline.
💡The AC units can be loud and rattle in older reviews.
💡You might spot a celebrity or influencer in the lobby (it's that kind of place).
💡Room service from Laser Wolf is a hack to try the food without a reservation.
Local Playbook
Map
See where The Hoxton Williamsburg is located and what's nearby.