The hype
Guests adore the river views and the 'cool' decor, but often feel let down by the lack of AC and hit-or-miss service in the restaurant.
The Swan At Streatley
$95-180/ night
Book this if You want a stylish, dog-friendly riverside hangout where the gym is actually good and the vibe is more 'social club' than 'stuffy hotel'.
Why People Love It
- Stunning location right on the Thames with direct river access
- Coppa Club downstairs means vibrant all-day dining and working spaces
- Legitimately great gym and yoga studio (Grace & Gravity) on-site
Quick Take: It's basically a very nice Coppa Club restaurant that happens to have bedrooms upstairs, so expect a lively social scene rather than a silent sanctuary.
Reviewed by @rishita.31: I booked this for a weekend reset and the river views were instant stress relief. My Loft Room felt huge with those high ceilings. We spent the whole evening on the Coppa Club terrace with wine and pizza. Honestly, waking up to that water view was the highlight.
Guest Who Stayed Here Said
Reality check
The 'river view' rooms are non-negotiable; facing the road means traffic noise and zero scenery.
- You travel with a dog (very pet-friendly)
- You want a 'work-from-hotel' spot with good coffee and buzz
- You prioritize a modern gym and yoga over a swimming pool
Cleanliness & Maintenance
8
- Housekeeping: Generally good daily service, though some reports of missed refills (tea/coffee) and dust in corners.
- Bathroom hygiene: Mostly clean, but specific complaints about aging grout and floor tiles in some bathrooms.
- Maintenance: A mixed bag; refurbished areas are slick, but some wear and tear (peeling paint, broken tiles) is visible.
- Linens & towels: Crisp and fresh; hypo-allergenic bedding available on request.
- Odors & scents: Generally fresh, though 'musty' smells noted in older corridors or near the river dampness.
Sleepability™
6MODERATE
0-4LOUD
4-7.5MODERATE
7.5-10SILENT
- Wedding/event music until late (2:30 AM)
- Corridor noise due to thin walls
- Road traffic for non-river rooms
Before you book
Good to know
- Parking is free for guests (register your car at reception)
- Breakfast is usually NOT included in the base rate (~£17.50pp)
- You can rent paddleboards or electric boats directly from the hotel
What to pack
- Earplugs (essential for weekends)
- Walking boots (Thames Path is right outside)
- Yoga gear (to use the Grace & Gravity studio)
Room Genie
Best picks
- Biggy Riverside Double (balcony, river views, worth the upgrade)
- Riverside Suite (most spacious, best views)
Rooms to avoid
- Cosy Double (small, often road-facing)
- Ground floor rooms near the function suite during weddings
Room Request Genie – copy & paste
“I am a light sleeper and would love a room on the top floor, facing the river, as far away from the event space/function room as possible. Please confirm if there is a wedding booked during my stay.”
FAQ & Hidden tips
Everything you actually want to know before you book.
Is there a swimming pool?
No. There is a gym and river access for wild swimming, but no pool. (Don't confuse it with The Swan in the Lake District).
Is there air conditioning?
No. Rooms have portable Dyson fans, but no built-in AC.
Is it dog friendly?
Yes, very. Dogs are allowed in specific ground-floor river rooms for a fee (~£10-£20/stay).
What is the parking situation?
Free self-parking on-site for hotel guests.
Is breakfast included?
Usually no. It's à la carte at Coppa Club and costs around £17.50 per person.
Can I charge my EV?
There are no dedicated EV chargers on-site; check local apps for nearby points.
Insider Tips
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The 'Lobster Bar' is a summer-only pop-up on the lawn; don't expect it in winter.
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You can book a 'supper club' or yoga workshop even if you aren't staying overnight.
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Ask for a 'Biggy' room if you have a dog; the 'Cosy' ones are too tight for a pet bed.
5 things to know before you go
💡The 'Cosy Loft' rooms have sloped ceilings that can be annoying for tall people.
💡Housekeeping can be a bit 'light'—missed tea refills are common.
💡The bathroom tiles in some rooms are showing their age (cracked/disintegrating grout mentioned in reviews).
💡It's a popular spot for locals to work, so the 'lounge' feels like a co-working space on weekdays.
💡You can hear the weir rushing water from river rooms—some find it soothing, others annoying.
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