The hype
Travelers love the location and cleanliness but are consistently shocked by how small the rooms actually are.
The Z Hotel Gloucester Place
$100-200/ night
Book this if You want a stylish, high-tech crash pad in a posh neighborhood and plan to spend zero time in your room.
Why People Love It
- Unbeatable Marylebone location near Baker Street
- Signature free wine and cheese happy hour (when available)
- High-end finishes like 48-inch TVs and crisp linens despite the tiny footprint
Quick Take: It’s basically a luxury dorm room where you can touch the walls from the bed, but the location makes it worth it.
Reviewed by @World.Traveller: I stayed here for a quick business trip and was blown away by the value. The room is cozy but has everything you need, and the complimentary evening drinks in the kitchen area made it feel so social. Definitely my new go-to London crash pad.
Guest Who Stayed Here Said
Reality check
The 'compact' description is not a suggestion—you will likely have to jump over the bed to close the curtains.
- You travel solo or with a partner you are extremely comfortable with
- You prioritize location and cleanliness over square footage
- You just need a clean, safe place to sleep and shower
Cleanliness & Maintenance
8.5
- Housekeeping: Daily and thorough. They do a great job in a tight space.
- Bathroom hygiene: Generally sparkling, though isolated reports of black mold in grout due to poor ventilation.
- Maintenance: Modern and well-kept, though some wear and tear (scuffs) is visible due to the small room size.
- Linens & towels: Crisp, white, and high quality. Towels are fluffy.
- Odors & scents: Neutral and fresh. No lingering smoke smells reported.
Sleepability™
7MODERATE
0-4LOUD
4-7.5MODERATE
7.5-10SILENT
- Street noise (sirens) for front-facing rooms
- Corridor noise due to thin doors
- Loud air conditioning units
Before you book
Good to know
- Luggage storage is available, usually free or for a nominal tip
- The 'Z Club' upgrade includes breakfast and snacks—often worth the extra £20-30
- There is no gym or pool on site
What to pack
- Earplugs (essential for front-facing rooms)
- Eye mask (LEDs on electronics can be bright in the small room)
Room Genie
Best picks
- Z Club rooms (located in the townhouse next door) for slightly more space and included snacks
- Upper floor rear-facing rooms for natural light without the Baker Street noise
Rooms to avoid
- Basement rooms (often noted as 'Lower Ground')—can feel dungeon-like
- Rooms near the lift/stairwell due to foot traffic noise
Room Request Genie – copy & paste
“I would appreciate a room on an upper floor facing the back for quiet. Please avoid the basement level if possible.”
FAQ & Hidden tips
Everything you actually want to know before you book.
Is the free wine and cheese still happening?
Usually yes (5-8 PM), but recent reviews mention café refurbishments. Check with the front desk upon arrival.
Are the rooms really that small?
Yes. Standard rooms are around 10-13 sqm. You cannot open a large suitcase on the floor.
Do the bathrooms have doors?
They have glass partitions that often don't seal completely. Privacy is minimal.
Is there air conditioning?
Yes, all rooms have AC, though some guests find it noisy.
Can I check in early?
Early check-in is subject to availability and may incur a fee (~£15-20).
Is breakfast included?
Not in the standard rate. It costs around £13.95 unless you book a 'Club' room.
Insider Tips
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Join the free Z Hotels membership online before booking to potentially get 10% off and guaranteed perks.
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The 'Z Club' isn't just a room type; it's often in a separate, nicer townhouse building (No. 87) down the street.
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If you arrive early, they will store your bags so you can explore Marylebone immediately.
5 things to know before you go
💡The 'frosted' glass in the bathroom becomes surprisingly transparent when the light is on inside.
💡You might hear the Underground trains rumbling faintly if you are in the basement levels.
💡The lift is tiny—fit for one person and one suitcase, barely.
💡Housekeeping is incredibly efficient but will move your stuff if it's on the bed (because there's nowhere else to put it).
💡The tap water is drinkable and good, save money on bottled water.
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