The hype
Incredible sleep quality and location, but the lack of basic amenities like a kettle or window freaks some people out.
Zedwell Piccadilly Circus
$130-250/ night
Book this if You want to sleep like the dead in a pitch-black bunker directly under Piccadilly Circus and don't care about windows.
Why People Love It
- Unbeatable location inside the Trocadero
- Soundproofing is genuinely impressive for the area
- Minimalist 'cocoon' concept forces a digital detox
Quick Take: It’s an upscale prison cell for sleepmaxxing tourists who just need a silent place to crash.
Guest Who Stayed Here Said
Reality check
Housekeeping only comes every 4 days for longer stays, and you have to pay £15 per bag to store luggage.
- You are a light sleeper who needs absolute darkness
- You plan to spend 100% of your day exploring London
- You prefer a gym over a hotel bar
Cleanliness & Maintenance
8
- Housekeeping: Hit or miss. The 'every 4 days' policy annoys many guests. Some reports of dust in corners.
- Bathroom hygiene: Generally clean, but shower drainage can be slow, leading to wet floors.
- Maintenance: Modern and new, but high traffic means some wear and tear on carpets.
- Linens & towels: Fresh Egyptian cotton sheets, but you only get one towel per person (extra towels may cost £5).
- Odors & scents: Usually neutral/fresh, but some hallways can smell of 'yesterday's socks' or dampness due to lack of ventilation.
Sleepability™
9SILENT
0-4LOUD
4-7.5MODERATE
7.5-10SILENT
- Air conditioning hum (white noise)
- Occasional corridor doors slamming
Before you book
Good to know
- Luggage storage is NOT free; it costs ~£15 per piece.
- There is no reception phone in the room; you must go downstairs for help.
- Check-out is strictly 10:00 AM (earlier than most London hotels).
What to pack
- Travel kettle (if you need morning tea/coffee)
- Entertainment (iPad/book) since there is no TV
- Flip flops (shower floors can get wet due to design)
Room Genie
Best picks
- Cocoon 2 for solo travelers or couples who are very comfortable with each other
- Family Cocoon for groups (bunk bed setup is surprisingly spacious)
Rooms to avoid
- Any room if you have claustrophobia
- Standard Cocoons if you have large luggage (floor space is tight)
Room Request Genie – copy & paste
“I am staying for the sleep quality. Please assign a room as far from the elevator/stairwell as possible to minimize corridor foot traffic noise.”
FAQ & Hidden tips
Everything you actually want to know before you book.
Are there really no windows?
Yes, 'Windowless by design' is their motto. It helps with soundproofing and sleep quality.
Is there a TV in the room?
No. The rooms are designed to remove distractions for better sleep.
Can I store my bags for free?
No, they charge approximately £15 per item for luggage storage.
Is there a hairdryer in the room?
No. You must use the communal 'Beauty Rooms' in the hallway or pay £10 to have one delivered.
How often is the room cleaned?
For stays longer than one night, housekeeping only cleans every 4 days unless you pay extra.
Is it a hostel?
No, 'Zedwell Piccadilly' offers private ensuite rooms. However, the 'Zedwell Capsule Hotel' nearby offers dorms. Don't mix them up.
Insider Tips
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The 'Beauty Rooms' have big mirrors and great lighting—better for getting ready than the small bathrooms.
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There is a secret shortcut entrance directly from the Piccadilly Circus tube station (Trocadero exit).
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You can request an iron/hairdryer to your room for a £10 fee if you don't want to use the shared room.
5 things to know before you go
💡The air can feel a bit dry/stale due to the lack of windows and heavy AC use.
💡The glass bathroom partitions mean your roommate will see a silhouette of you using the toilet.
💡The fire alarm lights on the ceiling can be surprisingly bright in the pitch-black room (bring an eye mask just in case).
💡There is zero mobile signal deep inside the building; you must rely on the Wi-Fi.
💡The lobby is huge and often chaotic with groups checking in via self-service kiosks.
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