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Cave Hotel & Golf Resort

Faversham, United Kingdom
$230-400/ ночь

Смело бронируйте, если You want a sexy, moody 'vibe' hotel where the dinner and drinks are the main event and the room is just for passing out in style.

Почему людям нравится

  • The 'Firepit' and 'Korean Cowgirl' restaurants are genuine destinations
  • Dark, atmospheric interiors that feel like a high-end nightclub
  • Golf course views from private balconies

Краткий обзор: A visually stunning Instagram trap that prioritizes 'sexy' aesthetics over practical comfort—think thin walls and a spa that's basically a hallway.

Подтверждено @LauraEllz: I checked into the Cave Hotel for a romantic escape and was blown away. The room is dark and sexy, the bed is huge, and having champagne waiting on the desk was the perfect touch. Definitely a vibe.

Гости, которые останавливались здесь, говорят

The hype

The decor is jaw-dropping and the food is incredible, but the 'spa' is tiny and the service can be hit-or-miss.

Reality check

It's not a relaxation retreat; it's a party hotel with a golf course attached.

  • You love a 'dark mode' aesthetic (walnut paneling, dim lighting)
  • You're here for a boozy dinner and a crash pad
  • You want a cool backdrop for your socials

Чистота и уход

8.5
  • Housekeeping: Generally excellent daily service, though some guests report missed dust on the high shelves.
  • Bathroom hygiene: Spotless stone and tile, though the dark grout hides a lot.
  • Maintenance: Some wear and tear visible in hallways (scuffed paint) due to high traffic.
  • Linens & towels: High-quality, fluffy towels and crisp sheets.
  • Odors & scents: Signature 'Cave' scent (woody/spicy) pumped into the lobby; rooms smell fresh.

Sleepability™

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7.5-10ТИХО
  • Kitchen extraction fans/plant room drone (3 AM noise)
  • Plumbing noise from rooms above
  • Hallway chatter due to heavy doors slamming

Перед бронированием

Полезно знать

  • Pool capacity is capped at 15 people; it gets crowded fast.
  • Breakfast is NOT included in most rates and costs ~£15-20pp.
  • You need to book dinner reservations WEEKS in advance.

Что взять с собой

  • Flip flops (for the walk from room to pool)
  • Earplugs (essential for the mechanical hum)
  • A ring light (the rooms are VERY dark)

Генератор запросов

Лучший выбор

  • Penthouse Suite (wrap-around balcony, cinema screen)
  • Cave Room with Golf View (worth the upgrade for the balcony)

Номера, которых следует избегать

  • Standard Cave Rooms near the kitchen vents (ask to be away from the 'plant room')
  • Ground floor rooms near the reception/bar (high foot traffic)

Генератор запросов – просто скопируйте и вставьте в поле при бронировании

“I am a light sleeper. Please assign a room on the top floor, as far away from the kitchen extraction fans and plant room as possible, to avoid the mechanical drone noise.”

FAQ и советы

Всё, что вы действительно хотели бы знать перед бронированием.

Is the pool worth it?

Barely. It's small, has no changing rooms, and feels more like a visual feature than a swimming spot.

Is it good for families?

Technically yes, but the vibe is very 'adults-only party'—dark corridors and loud music.

How much is the deposit?

They take a £150 pre-authorization on your card at check-in.

Can I bring my dog?

Yes, for a £50 fee per stay, but only in specific rooms.

Is there a dress code?

Smart casual. The crowd dresses up for dinner at Firepit.

Is parking free?

Yes, plenty of free self-parking on site.

Советы инсайдеров

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    The 'Cowgirl Lounge' is often quieter than the main bar if you want a drink without the crowd.

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    Order the 'feasting platter' at Firepit—it's the best value item on the menu.

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    If you're a light sleeper, ask for a fan from reception to drown out the building noise.

5 вещей, которые нужно знать перед поездкой

  • 💡The 'spa' is basically a glass box you walk past; everyone eating dinner can see you in your robe.

  • 💡The lighting is so dim you might need your phone torch to find things in your suitcase.

  • 💡There are no toilets in the pool area—you have to go back to your room or the lobby.

  • 💡The 'golf resort' part feels separate; the hotel is very much its own enclosed bubble.

  • 💡Room service adds a hefty tray charge, and the menu is limited compared to the restaurants.

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