The hype
Travelers adore the staff (especially Martha) and the 'secret garden' feel of the courtyard, but light sleepers suffer.
Garlands Del Rio Boutique Hotel
$175-235/ 박
다음의 경우 예약하세요 You want a quirky, authentic 'Old Mexico' mansion experience right on the river, and you'd trade silence for serious character.
사람들이 좋아하는 이유
- Incredible location on the Rio Cuale—walkable to everything but slightly tucked away
- Unapologetically eclectic decor: stained glass, antique furniture, and zero cookie-cutter vibes
- The 'honor bar' system in the kitchen that makes you feel like you're staying at a rich friend's house
한눈에 보기: A visually stunning, historic fever dream that struggles with street noise and occasional maintenance hiccups.
@rosellew님의 리뷰: I fell in love with this spot in Puerto Vallarta. My room had this incredible private terrace right by the river. Waking up here felt like a dream—so peaceful but still close to everything in the Romantic Zone. Definitely a hidden gem for couples.
여기에 머물렀던 게스트가 말했습니다
Reality check
The pool is small and sometimes misses a cleaning cycle, and the 'river view' comes with the soundtrack of local traffic.
- You hate sterile chain hotels and want a story to tell
- You want to be in the Romantic Zone but not directly on top of a nightclub
- You are traveling with a pet (very pet-friendly with a fee)
청결 & 유지관리
8.5
- Housekeeping: Generally reliable daily service, though some reviews note missed dust in high corners.
- Bathroom hygiene: Bathrooms are clean but aged; don't expect sparkling modern grout. Water pressure is usually good.
- Maintenance: The weak point. Reports of broken hot tubs, finicky ACs, and peeling paint are common.
- Linens & towels: Fresh and comfortable, though not ultra-luxury thread counts.
- Odors & scents: Mostly fresh, but river proximity can sometimes bring a damp/earthy smell.
숙면지수™
5.5보통
0-4시끄러움
4-7.5보통
7.5-10조용함
- Motorcycles revving on the nearby bridge
- Music from nearby bars/clubs
- Construction noise (intermittent)
예약 전에
알아둘 사항
- The front desk closes at 10 PM; arrive late and you'll pay a fee (and might struggle to get in without prior arrangement).
- There is a shared kitchen available for guest use—great for storing leftovers or making a quick snack.
- The hotel is technically 'kid-friendly' (all ages welcome), which is rare for boutiques in this area.
준비물
- High-quality earplugs (non-negotiable)
- Mosquito repellent (for the open-air courtyard and river proximity)
- Cash for the honor bar and tips (credit card machine can be finicky)
객실 지니
최고의 선택
- Countess Room (praised for charm and comfort)
- Penthouse Marquess (great river views, but noisier)
- Any interior-facing room off the courtyard for better sleep
피해야 할 객실
- Street-facing rooms near the bridge if you are noise-sensitive
- Rooms directly above the common areas if you want privacy
객실 요청 지니 – 복사 & 붙여넣기
“I am very excited for my stay. I am a light sleeper, so I would strictly prefer a room facing the interior courtyard, away from the street and bridge noise. If possible, the 'Countess' room or similar would be ideal.”
자주 묻는 질문 및 숨은 팁
예약하기 전에 실제로 알고 싶은 모든 것.
Is breakfast actually included?
Usually no. Expect to pay ~$12 USD unless your specific booking confirmation says otherwise.
Is the pool heated?
It's an outdoor pool and temperature varies; the hot tub is frequently reported as 'not hot' or out of order.
Is it adults-only?
No, children of all ages are welcome, though the vibe is definitely more adult/romantic.
How far is the beach?
Los Muertos Beach is a 10-15 minute flat walk. You are not on the sand, but you're close.
Is there parking?
Street parking is hit-or-miss. The hotel has limited spots/arrangements, so reserve in advance if driving.
Can I bring my dog?
Yes! It's very pet-friendly. There is a ~$30/night pet fee.
내부자 팁
- ✨
The 'Honor Bar' in the kitchen is a vibe—grab a beer, write it down in the notebook, pay later.
- ✨
Walk to 'Balam Balam' nearby for incredible seafood tostadas that most tourists miss.
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The hotel entrance is a massive black gate with a small doorbell; don't be confused if it looks like a fortress.
가기 전에 알아야 할 5가지
💡The 'river view' is beautiful but also means 'traffic view' due to the bridge.
💡You might be greeted with a margarita and guacamole upon arrival (a lovely touch).
💡The wifi can be spotty in the thick-walled rooms; don't plan on hosting a Zoom conference.
💡There are resident cats that roam the property—allergy sufferers beware.
💡The lighting in rooms is often 'romantic' (read: very dim), making it hard to read or do makeup.
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