The hype
Guests are consistently blown away by the silence of the rooms despite the chaotic location and the 'nothing is too much' service attitude.
Hotel Twenty Seven
$700-1200/ noc
Zarezerwuj to, jeśli You want to feel like a rockstar or royalty in a soundproofed palace overlooking the busiest square in Amsterdam.
Dlaczego ludzie to uwielbiają
- Butler service that actually delivers (from unpacking to private tours)
- Triple-glazed windows that make Dam Square sound like a library
- Michelin-starred dining at Bougainville without leaving the building
Szybki przegląd: An unapologetically opulent, sensory-overload sanctuary that trades a traditional lobby and gym for champagne and velvet.
Przejrzane przez @Daniela: I checked into Hotel Twenty Seven and honestly, I've never felt more like a main character. The suite was dark, moody, and incredibly sexy—perfect for a solo luxury retreat. Waking up to that breakfast spread in the living room was the highlight of my trip.
Goście, którzy tutaj przebywali, powiedzieli
Reality check
The location is intensely touristy; stepping out the front door puts you immediately into the thickest crowds in the city.
- You appreciate maximalist design (velvet, brass, silk everywhere)
- Silence is your number one sleep priority
- You want a 'destination' hotel where you don't need to leave for dinner or drinks
Czystość i Konserwacja
9.7
- Housekeeping: Meticulous twice-daily service. Turndown includes clearing the 'pillow mountain'.
- Bathroom hygiene: Immaculate. Marble surfaces are polished to a mirror finish; no grout issues found.
- Maintenance: Everything works, from the high-tech lighting controls to the automatic bidet toilets.
- Linens & towels: Heavy, plush towels and high-thread-count sheets. 'Sleeping on a cloud' is a common review.
- Odors & scents: Strong signature fragrance (sultry/spicy) throughout the property; no mustiness.
Sleepability™
9.8CICHO
0-4GŁOŚNO
4-7.5UMIARKOWANIE
7.5-10CICHO
- None from outside (verified)
- Internal hallway noise is minimal due to heavy doors
Zanim zarezerwujesz
Warto wiedzieć
- Valet is steep (~€65-75/day); park at Q-Park de Bijenkorf for slightly less if you don't mind a short walk.
- Breakfast is not a buffet; it's an elaborate à la carte affair at Bougainville.
- The hotel entrance is discreet; look for the doorman near the industrial club entrance.
Co spakować
- Smart casual dinner outfits (Bougainville is fancy)
- Workout gear if you plan to use the in-room equipment or partner gym
- Earplugs are unnecessary here (seriously)
Room Genie
Najlepsze wybory
- Rooftop Stage Suite for the massive jacuzzi and triangular windows
- Grand Terrace Suite if you want rare outdoor space overlooking the city
- Any front-facing suite for the Dam Square views (without the noise)
Pokoje do uniknięcia
- Junior Suites if you plan to spend a lot of time in the room (they are the smallest, though still luxe)
Room Request Genie – skopiuj i wklej
“I would love a suite with a view of the Royal Palace if possible. We are light sleepers, so please ensure the triple-glazing seals are perfect. A round bed would be a fun bonus if available.”
FAQ i ukryte porady
Wszystko, co naprawdę chcesz wiedzieć, zanim zarezerwujesz.
Is there a gym?
No. They offer in-room equipment or can arrange access to a nearby high-end gym, but there is no fitness center on property.
Is it noisy being on Dam Square?
Surprisingly, no. The soundproofing is industrial-grade. You can see the crowds but can't hear them.
How much is breakfast?
Expect to pay around €30-45 per person for the à la carte experience at Bougainville.
Are pets allowed?
Yes, dogs are welcome for a fee of €75 per day.
Is there a spa?
No public spa, but most suites feature private steam showers and large jacuzzis.
What is the deposit policy?
They take a substantial hold for incidentals, often reported around €750 per night, so use a credit card with a high limit.
Porady dla wtajemniczonych
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Ask the bartender for a 'probiotic cocktail' – a unique specialty of the house.
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The 'Rooftop Stage Suite' has a jacuzzi big enough for four people.
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You can request a personal shopper or tour guide directly through your butler.
5 rzeczy, które warto wiedzieć przed wyjazdem
💡The 'pillow mountain' on the bed is comical – you might spend 5 minutes just clearing them off.
💡The signature scent is everywhere; it's a heavy, sultry fragrance that you'll either love or find intense.
💡The toilet lids are automatic and can startle you in the middle of the night.
💡There is no lobby to hang out in; the social spaces are the bar and restaurant.
💡The round beds in some suites are novel but can be tricky for tall sleepers.
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