The hype
Guests are obsessed with how clean it is and love the staff, but many are baffled by the extra charges for spa facilities.
Myrion Beach Resort & Spa
$150-250/ ночь
Смело бронируйте, если You want a modern, adults-only sanctuary that prioritizes cleanliness and pool lounging over sandy beaches and nightlife.
Почему людям нравится
- Immaculate cleanliness scores (9.6/10) that put other 5-star hotels to shame
- Modern, 'Instagrammable' design with swim-up rooms and glass-walled pools
- Quiet, relaxed atmosphere far from the chaotic party strip of Platanias
Краткий обзор: A sparkling clean, visually stunning resort that nickel-and-dimes you for the 'extras' like the indoor pool and in-room coffee.
Подтверждено @verenavielle: I stayed at this design resort in Chania and honestly, the architecture is stunning. The way the light hits the lobby is unreal. It's super quiet and the rooms are pure minimalist zen. If you need to disconnect in style, this is the spot.
Гости, которые останавливались здесь, говорят
Reality check
The buffet food is often described as 'hit or miss' with some cold dishes, driving guests to the a la carte or local tavernas.
- You are a 'pool person' who prefers a sunbed to the sand
- Hygiene is your #1 anxiety — this place is hospital-grade clean
- You want a quiet couples' retreat without screaming kids or thumping bass
Чистота и уход
9.6
- Housekeeping: Impeccable. Daily service is thorough, and guests consistently rave about the 'spotless' rooms.
- Bathroom hygiene: Sparkling. Grout is white, glass is streak-free. No mold reports found.
- Maintenance: Like new. The hotel feels freshly built, with no peeling paint or broken fixtures reported.
- Linens & towels: Crisp and fresh, though towel changes are limited for eco-reasons unless requested.
- Odors & scents: Fresh and neutral. No musty seaside smells.
Sleepability™
7.5ТИХО
0-4ГРОМКО
4-7.5УМЕРЕННО
7.5-10ТИХО
- Evening entertainment/DJ (ends around 11pm)
- Thin walls in some split-level units
- Neighboring balcony noise due to close proximity
Перед бронированием
Полезно знать
- The hotel is in Gerani, which is sleepy. Platanias (nightlife) is a €10 taxi ride away.
- Dress code applies for dinner: no shorts or flip-flops for men.
- The 'private' pools in some lower-tier rooms are actually 'sharing' pools with neighbors.
Что взять с собой
- Water shoes (critical for the rocky beach)
- Your own Nespresso pods (seriously, they charge for them)
- European power adapter (Type C/F)
Генератор запросов
Лучший выбор
- Executive Suite with Private Pool (worth the splurge for total privacy)
- Superior Swim-Up Room (direct pool access, great value)
Номера, которых следует избегать
- Split-Level Junior Suites (stairs can be annoying, layout feels 'odd' to some)
- Rooms directly facing the main pool bar if you sleep before 11pm
Генератор запросов – просто скопируйте и вставьте в поле при бронировании
“I would appreciate a room on an upper floor away from the main pool bar for quiet. Please avoid the split-level layout if possible, as we prefer a single-story configuration.”
FAQ и советы
Всё, что вы действительно хотели бы знать перед бронированием.
Is the beach sandy?
No. It is a mix of pebbles and stones. You absolutely need water shoes to enter the sea comfortably.
Is the indoor pool free?
No. It costs €20 per hour per person. This is a frequent complaint in reviews.
Is it all-inclusive?
No, standard rates are usually Half Board (Breakfast & Dinner). Drinks are often extra during dinner.
Is there a gym?
Yes, a small 40sqm gym. It's basic but functional with treadmills and dumbbells.
Can I walk to restaurants?
Yes, there are a few excellent tavernas within a 5-10 minute walk (see Local Playbook).
Is it really adults-only?
Yes, guests must be 16+.
Советы инсайдеров
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Walk 600m to 'Small Paradise' taverna for better food than the hotel buffet at half the price.
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The 'sharing pool' rooms often have colder water than the main pool — check the sun exposure before booking.
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Download the hotel app immediately upon arrival; it's the fastest way to order drinks to your sunbed.
5 вещей, которые нужно знать перед поездкой
💡The bathroom sinks in some rooms are in the bedroom area, not a separate room.
💡You have to pay €25-35/hour to play Padel tennis.
💡The 'sea view' in some side rooms is more of a 'peek-a-boo' view.
💡There is a 'pillow menu' available, but you have to ask for it.
💡The hotel is eco-certified (Green Key), which explains the strict towel change policy.
Локальное руководство
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