Забронюйте це, якщо You want the intimacy of a private member's club with the polish of a grand dame, tucked away in Mayfair's quietest corner.
Чому люди це люблять
The Colony Grill Room's clubby, windowless NY-style glamour
The Antony Gormley 'ROOM' suite—a literal inhabitable sculpture
Incredible soundproofing in a remarkably quiet garden square location
Короткий огляд: It feels like a 1920s time capsule, which means it's dark, moody, and expensive—if you want bright and airy, look elsewhere.
Переглянуто @gregkiep: I stayed at The Beaumont for a holiday trip and was blown away. Walking into my suite to find a lit Christmas tree was the best surprise. The walk-in wardrobe is huge, and the whole place feels so warm and private. It felt like my own luxury flat in London.
Гість, який був тут, сказав
The hype
Travelers obsess over the Art Deco design and the 'old school' service where staff know your name.
Reality check
Recent reviews mention a 'cold' attitude from some staff in the bar and breakfast areas, contrasting with the otherwise warm welcome.
You love The Great Gatsby aesthetic
You prioritize absolute silence at night
You want a hotel bar that feels like a movie set
Чистота та обслуговування
9.6
Housekeeping: Meticulous twice-daily service with thoughtful turndown touches like bookmarks.
Maintenance: Virtually flawless; the hotel feels brand new despite the retro aesthetic.
Linens & towels: Crisp, high-thread-count linens and plush robes.
Odors & scents: Signature bespoke scent—subtle, expensive, and leathery.
Sleepability™
9.5ТИХО
ТИХО
0-4ГУЧНО
4-7.5ПОМІРНО
7.5-10ТИХО
Internal connecting doors (if not properly secured)
Virtually zero street noise
Перед бронюванням
Корисно знати
The hotel is cashless—bring cards.
The house car (often a vintage Daimler or Bentley) offers free drops within Mayfair, subject to availability.
Breakfast is à la carte and pricey; consider walking to a nearby cafe.
Що взяти з собою
Smart casual evening wear—the bar and grill have a dressy vibe
US/UK adapters (plenty of outlets, but always safe to have)
Джин номерів
Найкращі вибори
Superior Grand Room for the best balance of space and views over Brown Hart Gardens
The Roosevelt Suite if you want a rare private terrace in Mayfair
Номери, яких варто уникати
Classic Rooms on lower floors facing the interior courtyard (very dark)
The 'ROOM' suite unless you specifically want the artistic experience of sleeping in a cave
Джин для запиту номерів – копіюй та вставляй
“I am traveling for a special occasion and would greatly appreciate a room facing Brown Hart Gardens rather than the interior wall/courtyard. Natural light is a priority for us.”
ЧаПи та скриті поради
Все, що вам дійсно потрібно знати перед бронюванням.
Is the 'ROOM' suite worth it?
Only for art die-hards. It's a dark, wood-paneled cave inside a giant statue. Unique, but some find it oppressive.
Does the hotel have a pool?
No swimming pool, but there is a cold plunge pool in the spa/hammam area.
Is it kid-friendly?
They allow kids and provide treats, but the vibe is very 'adult cocktail hour.' Better for teens or well-behaved older kids.
How much is the deposit?
Standard credit card hold for incidentals, usually £100-200/night.
Can I walk to Oxford Street?
Yes, it's literally 2 minutes away, but the hotel feels miles apart because of the quiet square.
Is afternoon tea served here?
Yes, in the Gatsby Room. It's a quieter, less touristy alternative to the Ritz or Claridge's.
Поради знавців
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Order the off-menu 'Jimmy's Chocolate Cake' at the Colony Grill—it's legendary.
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The spa is small but often empty mid-week; the hammam is a hidden gem for jet lag recovery.
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Ask the concierge for the 'curated shopping map'—it highlights niche Mayfair boutiques, not just big brands.
5 речей, які варто знати перед вашим виїздом
💡The entire 'Jimmy Beaumont' history is a fictional backstory created for the hotel's launch.
💡That 5% service charge on your room rate is 'discretionary'—you can technically ask to remove it (though it's awkward).
💡The 'ROOM' sculpture by Antony Gormley looks like a crouching Minecraft man from the outside.
💡The Colony Grill Room has no windows, which is great for dinner but disorienting for breakfast.
💡You can get a 'Seventy One Gin Martini' at the bar that costs more than a main course.
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Подивіться, де розташована The Beaumont та що поблизу.